Earl J. Hickey

Jason Lee

Randy Hickey

Ethan Suplee

Joy Darville Turner

Jaime Pressly

Catalina Aruca

Nadine Velazquez

Darnell Turner

Eddie Steeples

Alex Meyers

Christine Taylor

Ralph Mariano

Giovanni Ribisi

Electrolarynx Guy / Old Man / Fake Father

Jack Axelrod

Gwen Waters

Miriam Shor

Kenny James

Gregg Binkley

Carl Hickey

Beau Bridges

Scott

Johnny Galecki

Natalie Duckworth

Beth Riesgraf

Jasper

Juan Pope

Philo

Adam Goldberg

Stuart Daniels

Mike O'Malley

Jesse

Juliette Lewis

Old Man

Art Frankel

Mr. James

Frank Collison

Donny Jones

Silas Weir Mitchell

TV's Tim Stack

Timothy Stack

Himself

Carson Daly

Bail Bonds Man

Don Swayze

Uncle Charlie

E.J. Callahan

Kay Hickey

Nancy Lenehan

Dirk

Dax Shepard

Jeff Muskin

Jeremy Howard

Young Randy

Ryan Armstrong

Doctor

Sunkrish Bala

Dodge

Louis T. Moyle

Young Earl

Noah Crawford

Willie the One-Eyed Mailman

Bill Suplee

Iqball

Abdul Goznobi

Guest 2

Anne Johnson

Buzz Darville

Blake Clark

Hank Lange

Tim DeKay

Patty

Dale Dickey

Xena

Lindsay Hollister

Guest Star

David Reivers

Policeman

Roy Lee Jones

Inmate

George Sharperson

Barbie

Frances Callier

Cindy

Tatum McCann

Alby

Malcolm David Kelley

Candy Stoker

Chloe Grace Moretz

Bobbi

Dana Cuomo

Young Ralph

Tanner Maguire

Earl Jr.

Trey Carlisle

Himself

Trace Adkins

Paul's Mom

Lin Shaye

Frat Guy

Kasan Butcher

Instructor

Joon Lee

Tatiana

Jessica Cauffiel

Woman with Chimney

Patty Maloney

Hanks Grandmother

Dona Hardy

Dad

William Charlton

Scott's Ex-Boss

Raymond Ma

Inez

Yvette Cruise

Young Gwen

Shailene Woodley

Young Joy / Pinky

Gigi Goff

Rosie

Cheryl Hawker

Donut Store Clerk

Joshua Levine

Natalie's Mom

Darcy Shean

Creepy Rodney

Clint Howard

Hostage Negotiator

Tucker Smallwood

Radio Contest Announcer

Harland Williams

Gun Store Owner

Scott Lincoln

Tom

Samm Levine

Jack Knox

Mark Christopher Lawrence

Vali

Pramod Kumar

Man at Crate

Alejandro Patino

Scientist

Booth Colman

School Principal

Bob Rumnock

Tess

Kristina Hayes

Waitress

Helen Siff

Married Man

Christopher Grey

Younger Alby

Khamani Griffin

Officer Ross

John DiMaggio

Daneesha

Pam Trotter

Co-Worker

Scott Freeburg

Robin

Tiffany Haddish

Connie Darville

Brett Butler

Paul

Max Perlich

Gertrude Balboa

Ellen Albertini Dow

Skinhead Prisoner

Michael Bailey Smith

Prosecutor

Jack Betts

Donny's Mom

Kathryn Joosten

Tim

Thomas Crawford

Crab Shack Patron

Geoffrey Gould

Todd

Cameron Bender

Fred

Terence Bernie Hines

Officer Smiley / Policeman / Cop

George Frangides

Charmaine

Tyler Kain

Woman

Joan M. Blair

Contestant 1

Gil Christner

Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop

Abdoulaye N'Gom

Nurse

Daniele O'Loughlin

D.J.

William Belli

Darnell's Mom

Toya Brown

Guest 1

Warren Watkins

Guard / Cop / Border Guard

Doug Wax

Nurse

Jill Benjamin

Roy Wade

Dennis Burkley

Cute Girl

Cami Raich

Federal Agent 1

Charles Howerton

Didi / One Legged Girl

Tracy Ashton

Kim

Wahn Lee

Billy Reed

Timothy Olyphant

Shelly Stoker

Missi Pyle

Carla

Lindsay Taylor

Receptionist

Patricia Belcher

Jesse Muskin

Adria Dawn

Sonny

Leo Fitzpatrick

Orderly

Michael Hagiwara

Bud

Jeremy Slate

Sergeant Nancy

Kerry O'Malley

Marty Park

Kipp Shiotani

Greg

Kevin Michael Walsh

Guy

Charles Noland*

Joan

Yetta Ginsburg

Captain Daniels

Lauri Johnson

Rhonda Gibbs

Niecy Nash

Mr. Covington

Lou Wagner

Security Guard

Rob Elk

Ed Reed

Ben Falcone

Dakota

Saginaw Grant

Hector

Cesar Flores

Mr. Patrick

Jon Favreau

Store Worker

Pattie Tierce

Pops

Ramon Chavez

Officer Billy Hoyne

Billy Gardell

Billie Cunningham

Alyssa Milano

Josh

Josh Wolf

Young Earl

Anthony De Marco

TV Reporter / Reporter

John Henson

Frank Stump

Michael Rapaport

Jimmy Barton

Jeremy Kilpatrick

Doug

Jonathan Slavin

Paco

Raymond Cruz