Waiter 1

Kevin Allen

Alex

Lanah Pellay

Nosher

Nosher Powell

Cmdr. Fortune

Ronald Allen

Gen. Karpov

Dave Beard

Fiona

Fiona Richmond

Sandra

Sandra Dorne

Indecisive Girlfriend

Rowena Bently

Alex

Alan Pellay

Henry's Wife

Angela Bowie

Brink

Simon Brint

Ron

Ron Tarr

Jimmy

Jimmy Fagg

Jane

Rene Bruchet

Spider

Lenny Kilmister

Spider

Lemmy

Katrin

Katrin Cartlidge

DHSS Manager

Nigel Planer

Jeremy

Robbie Coltrane

Gerry

Neil Dickson

DHSS Blonde

Miranda Richardson

Linda McCartney

Banquet Guest

Paul McCartney

Kathy

Kathy Burke

Micky

Rik Mayall

Val

Sue Lloyd

Micky

Peter Richardson

Debbie Draws

Dawn French

Charles

Adrian Edmondson

Hazel

Koo Stark

Reporter for The Sun

Jools Holland

Cafe Owner

Pete Richens

Lady Caroline

Jennifer Saunders

Toilet Victim

Bill Wyman

Star Reporter

Rowland Rivron

Edgeley's Girlfriend

Sandie Shaw

Terence

Daniel Peacock

Manager

Derren Nesbitt

Mark

Sean Chapman

Layla

Debbie Linden

TV Reporter

Neil Cunningham

Steinbeck

Christopher Malcolm

Footman/Equerry

Norman Fisher

Terrorist

Shane MacGowan

Indecisive Customer

Bob Flag

Policeman

Jonathan Stratt

Rupert

Rupert Vansittart

Queen

Fran Fullenwider

Joanna

Cathryn Harrison

Marika

Marika Rivera

Edgeley

Hugh Cornwell

Police Inspector

Tim Van Rellim

Terrorist

Frank Murray

Alex

Al Pillay

Derek

Miles A. Copeland III

Waiter

Simon Drake

Waiter

John Wilson

Banquet Man

Peter Fontaine

Mr. Chow

Eddie Yeoh