Wayne Campbell

Mike Myers

Garth Algar

Dana Carvey

Benjamin Oliver

Rob Lowe

Cassandra

Tia Carrere

Noah Vanderhoff

Brian Doyle-Murray

Stacy

Lara Flynn Boyle

Alan

Michael DeLuise

Russell

Kurt Fuller

Dreamwoman

Donna Dixon

Security Guard

Chris Farley

Mrs. Vanderhoff

Colleen Camp

Neil

Dan Bell

Terry

Lee Tergesen

Alice Cooper

Alice Cooper

Tiny

Meat Loaf

Phil

Sean Gregory Sullivan

Bad Cop / T-1000

Robert Patrick

Glen, Mikita's Manager

Ed O'Neill

Officer Koharski

Frederick Coffin

Elyse

Ione Skye

Davy

Mike Hagerty

Ron Paxton

Charles Noland*

Frankie Sharp--Mr. Big

Frank DiLeo

Guitar Store Clerk

Eric Crabb

Fellow Drummer

Mark St. James

Waitress

Robin Ruzan

Detective

Harris Shore

Detective

Peder Melhuse

Old Man Withers

Carmen Filpi

Announcer

Don Amendolia

Girl Driver

Anna Schoeller

Stan Mikita

Stan Mikita

Crucial Taunt Band Member

George Foster

Crucial Taunt Band Member

Anthony Focx

Crucial Taunt Band Member

Marc Ferrari

Alice Cooper's Band Member

Stef Burns

Alice Cooper's Band Member

Pete Freezin'

Alice Cooper's Band Member

Derek Sherinian

Alice Cooper's Band Member

Jimmy DeGrassio

Steven Swadling

Damon Stout

Joe Martinez

Joseph DeLuca

Shannon Rae Lutz

Girl Driver

Anna Spheeris

Stephen Birnbaum

Bassist - Alice Cooper's Band Member

Greg Smith

Jimmy DeGrasso

Michael Patrick Carter

Glenn Daniels