Detective John Kimble

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Joyce Palmieri/Rachel Crisp

Penelope Ann Miller

Detective Phoebe O'Hara/Ursula

Pamela Reed

Miss Schlowski

Linda Hunt

Cullen Crisp, Sr.

Richard Tyson

Eleanor Crisp

Carroll Baker

Sylvester's Mother

Cathy Moriarty

Dominic Palmieri/Cullen Crisp, Jr.

Joseph Cousins

Samantha's Mother

Park Overall

Dominic Palmieri/Cullen Crisp, Jr.

Christian Cousins

Zach's Mother

Jayne Brook

Matthew

James Chance

Joseph

Miko Hughes

Captain Salazar

Richard Portnow

Danny

Tom Kurlander

Cindy

Alix Koromzay

Keisha's Mother

Betty Lou Henson

Joshua's Mother

Heidi Swedberg

Zach

Justin Page

Joshua

Peter Rakow

Henry Shoop

Bob Nelson

Schlowski's Assistant

Molly Cleator

Emma

Sarah Rose Karr

Judge

Eugene Elman

Samantha

Marissa Rosen

Lowell

Ben McCreary

Waitress

Susan Burns

Crisp's Lawyer

Tom Dugan

John

Robert Cave

Manicurist

Roma

Sylvester

Ben Diskin

Male Hairstylist

Jason Stuart

Keisha

Tameka Runnels

Security Guard

Kim Delgado

Security Guard

Ray Glanzmann

Latiana

Medha Garg

William

Brian Wagner

Security Guard

Ed Crick

Kevin

John Christian Graas

Stewardess

Angela Bassett

Jim Jim Jackson

Dope Dealer

Chi Muoi Lo

Sam

Ian Baumer

Zach's Father

John Hammil

Sarah

Amy Wald

Assistant to Salazar

Steve Park

Tiffany Materas

Toy Store Clerk

John Steinkamp

Krystle Materas

Daryl

Charlie Holliday

Pharmacist

Lee Forest

Larry

Adam Wylie

Substitute Teacher

Judy Wix

Heather

Nicole Nagorsky

Low Life #1

Galen Yuen

Harvey

Ross Malinger

Low Life #2

Frankie Avina

Low Life #3

Terry Golden

Mary

Amber Reaves

Low Life #4

Lee Dupree

Rosa

Odette Yustman

Dorothy

Tina Hart

Firefighter

Michael Chapman

Jennifer

Emily Ann Lloyd

Airplane Boy #1

Trevor James Reeder

Haley Urman

Airplane Boy #2

Travis Whitney Reeder

Bethany Jaye Allyn

Airplane Boy #3

Jason Howard

Zachary March

Punk Tramp

Debra Casey

Street Tough #1

Peter Vasquez

Tom

Anthony Wong

Erwin

Remone Bradley

Street Tough #2

Jacques Apollo Bolton

Street Tough #3

Leo Lee

Superintendent Rice

Gary Hollis

Fire Chief

Kenneth Chapman

Samantha's Father

Rick Jones

Sheriff

Stephen Root

Restaurant Hostess

Mimi J. Kauffman

3rd Grade Student

Catherine Reitman

Kissing Girl

Tiffany Reaves

Kissing Boy

Jason Reitman

Nurse

Anne Merrem

Judge

Gene Elman

Salon Receptionist

Arlene J. Phalon

Sedgewinn

Jimmy Darrin Jackson III

Tina

Tiffany Mataras

Rina

Krystle Mataras

Courtney

Haley Hileman

Catherine

Bethany Allyn

Nick

Zachary Marsh

Lawyer

Gary Rodriguez