Silent Bob / Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith

Jay

Jason Mewes

Milly

Harley Quinn Smith

Brodie Bruce

Jason Lee

Dante Hicks

Brian O'Halloran

Jihad

Aparna Brielle

Shan Yu

Alice Wen

Justice

Shannon Elizabeth

Reggie Faulken

Rosario Dawson

Holden McNeil

Ben Affleck

Loki

Matt Damon

Uber Driver

Fred Armisen

Reboot Chronic

Melissa Benoist

Joline

Molly Shannon

Reboot Bluntman

Val Kilmer

Alfred

Tommy Chong

Judge Jerry N. Executioner

Craig Robinson

Bailliff

Joe Manganiello

Alyssa Jones

Joey Lauren Adams

Lawyer

Justin Long

Bailiff

Jordan Monsanto

Miss McKenzie Mooby's Manager

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Jason Biggs

Jason Biggs

Prosecutor

Frankie Shaw

James Van Der Beek

James Van Der Beek

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

Mooby's Employee

Kate Micucci

Nervous Cop

David Dastmalchian

Security Guard Gordon

Diedrich Bader

Keith Coogan

Keith Coogan

Himself

Method Man

Himself

Redman

Ted Underhill

Ralph Garman

Klan Leader

Chris Irvine

Captain

Donnell Rawlings

Soapy

Treshelle Edmond

Assistant Director

Joseph D. Reitman

Chris Wood

Chris Wood

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Clerk

Adam Brody

Con-Ployee

Dan Fogler

Convention Attendee

Brian Quinn

Con-Ployee #2

Karrueche Tran

Robert Kirkman

Robert Kirkman

Himself (archive footage)

Stan Lee

Kush Boy #1

Jake Richardson

French Canadian Blunt-Fan

Jesse Rath

Fist Thug

Logan Wells

SWAT Officer (uncredited)

Toney Chapman Steele

Jogger (uncredited)

Liv Roush