Effy Stonem

Kaya Scodelario

Tony Stonem

Nicholas Hoult

Cook

Jack O'Connell

Sid Jenkins

Mike Bailey

Posh Kenneth / DJ

Daniel Kaluuya

Michelle Richardson

April Pearson

Cassie Ainsworth

Hannah Murray

Freddie McClair

Luke Pasqualino

Naomi Campbell

Lily Loveless

Jonah Jeremiah Jones

Ollie Barbieri

Emily Fitch

Kathryn Prescott

Chris Miles

Joe Dempsie

Pandora Moon

Lisa Backwell

Jal Fazer

Larissa Wilson

Katie Fitch

Megan Prescott

Maxxie Oliver

Mitch Hewer

Anwar Kharral

Dev Patel

Thomas Tomone

Merveille Lukeba

Karen Mclair

Klariza Clayton

Lucy "Sketch" / Sketch

Aimee-Ffion Edwards

Guest Star

Juliet Cowan

Guest Star

Josie Lawrence

Heavy

Jordan Long

Guest Star

Toby Longworth

Guest Star

Michael Hodgson

Model Shop Owner

Roland Oliver

Guest Star

Nina Wadia

Heavy

Justin Edwards

Guest Star

John Bishop

3rd Poacher

Alex Huntley

Guest Star

Mark Heap

Guest Star

Matt King

Margie

Jiggy Bhore

College Director

Victoria Wicks

Christian

Laurentiu Possa

Guest Star

Ronni Ancona

Guest Star

Olivia Colman

Granny

Leila Hoffman

Nurse Seth

Seth Adams

Job Agent

Sarah Buckland

Maria

Allana Taylor

Naked Man

Adam Jones

Granny

Maria Charles

Guest Star

Simon Day

Dr. Felly

Paul Ridley

Franky Fitzgerald / Francesca "Franky" Fitzgerald

Dakota Blue Richards

Samantha

Joanna Neary

Donny

Luke Norris

Dopey

Lauretta Gavin

Northern Scum

The Slasher

Shop Security

Carla Nicholls

Aloysius "Alo" Creevey / Alo Creevey

Will Merrick

Judge Jordan

Rich Fulcher

Doug

Giles Thomas

Shop Security

Antonio Aakeel

Northern Scum

Chris Lynd

Presenter

Scott Mills

Jesus

Tom Meeten

James Fitch

Redd Smith

Rapper

Isaac Ssebandeke

David Blood

Chris Addison

Cheryl

Thaila Zucchi

Northern Scum

Toby Welch

Rapper

Wayne Powerdavis

Kid 1

Matthew Cann

Guest Star

Ayesha Antoine

Rich Hardbeck

Alexander Arnold

Precious

Javine Hylton

Kasoke Tomone

Aicha Kossoko

Kid 2

Joel Rowbottom

Martin

James Fleet

Guest Star

Paul Kaye

Mini McGuinness

Freya Mavor

Kid 3

Charlie Goodwin

Jim Stonem / Jim

Harry Enfield

Angela Moon

Sally Phillips

Matty Levan

Sebastian de Souza

Guest Star

Pauline Quirke

Kid 4

Sevven Smith

Anthea Stonem / Anthea

Morwenna Banks

Liv Malone

Laya Lewis

John White

Mackenzie Crook

Danny

Henry Garrett

Grace Blood

Jessica Sula

Guest Star

Geoffrey Hughes

Nick Levan

Sean Teale

Aunt Elizabeth

Maureen Lipman

Guest Star

David Baddiel

Guest Star

Ardal O'Hanlon

Guest Star

Eve Webster

Megan

Bettrys Jones

Amber

Sarah Counsell

Hair & Beauty Teacher

Sara Crowe

Pixie

Poppy Smith

Madame Greta

Karen Tepper

Roger

Ian Boldsworth

Interpreter

Syan Blake

Bouncer

Jody Halse

Alex Henley

Sam Jackson

Bristol Bastard

Joshua J. Smith

Lovely Old Lady

Elsie Kelly

Angie

Siwan Morris

Abigail

Georgina Moffat

Bruno

Wilf Scolding

Amanda

Red Madrell

Rider

Daniel Black