Gloria Mundy

Goldie Hawn

Tony Carlson

Chevy Chase

Mr. Hennessey

Burgess Meredith

Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother

Eugene Roche

Gerda Casswell

Rachel Roberts

Stanley Tibbets

Dudley Moore

Stella

Marilyn Sokol

Fergie

Brian Dennehy

Rupert Stiltskin

Marc Lawrence

Mrs. Russel

Frances Bay

Theatre Manager

Chuck McCann

Elsie

Queenie Smith

J.J. MacKuen

Billy Barty

Scarface

Don Calfa

Scott

Bruce Solomon

Sandy

Cooper Huckabee

Mrs. Venus

Pat Ast

Whitey Jackson

William Frankfather

House Manager

Lou Cutell

Turk

Ion Teodorescu

Coleman

John Hancock

Limo Driver

Michael David Lee

Ethel

Hope Summers

Sally

Barbara Sammeth

Mrs. Monk

Irene Tedrow

Pope Pius XIII

Cyril Magnin

Newscaster

Chuck Walsh

Sylvia

Janet Wood

Theater Usher

David Cole

Dickinson

Bill Gamble

Japanese Man

Rollin Moriyama

Luigi

Neno Russo

Japanese Woman

Mitsu Yashima

Truck Driver

M. James Arnett

Cop

Jophery Brown

Security Guard

John Hatfield

Man in Phone Booth

Joe Bellan

Screaming Lady

Connie Sawyer

Fat Lady

F. Jo Mohrbach

Henpecked Husband

Garry Goodrow

Nanki-Pooh

Enrico DiGiuseppe

Yum-Yum

Glenys Fowles

Peep-Bo

Kathleen Hegierski

Pitti-Sing

Sandra Walker

Pish-Tush

Thomas Jamerson

Pooh-Bah

Richard McKee

Katisha

Jane Shaulis

Hal Needham

Glynn Rubin

Craig R. Baxley