Mort Golden

Josh Charles

Tim Reese

Jason Gedrick

Danny Morgan

Stephen Baldwin

Carol Brockton

Cheryl Pollak

Kate Golden

Rita Taggart

Manny Goldfarb

Hy Anzell

Mitchell

Richard Edson

Lou Morgan

Ken Jenkins

Rinny

Abraham Benrubi

John Anderson

David Schwimmer

Baldy

Bob Nickman

Smiling Jack

James Krag

Monica

Rana Haugen

Uncle Alby

Jeffrey Tambor

Sharon Bialy

Ricky Toller

Todd Tidgewell

Narrator (Voice)

Mike Binder

1st High School Senior

Daniel Hawke

Debi Manwiller

2nd Border Guard

Brian Grandison

2nd High School Senior

Jerry Lynn

Richard Pagano

3rd High School Senior

Sean Waltman

Perrey Reeves

Chris Adams

Thomas McCarthy

1st Player

Kevin McLauglin

Himself

Jay Kopita

Ed Baker

Nelson C. Williams

Tracy

Chris Forth

1st Border Guard

David Brinkley

3rd Border Guard

James Cada

Supervisor

Bill Schoppert

Faye Collins

Jaclyn Ross

Randy Silverman

Daniel Blinkoff

Ellen

Miriam Johnson

Elan

Steven Kissel

Sue

Tammara Meloy

Ollie

Fawzy Simon

Professor

Isabell Monk

Guy Who Looks Like Bruce Baum

Bruce Baum

Free

Benny S. Cannon

Ant

Steve Cochran

Carlyle

T. Mychael Rambo

Woman Border Guard

Marvette Knight

Woman at Desk

Sharon Howard

Director

Mike Binder