Machete

Danny Trejo

Luz

Michelle Rodriguez

Sen. McLaughlin

Robert De Niro

Sartana

Jessica Alba

Torrez

Steven Seagal

Padre

Cheech Marin

Booth

Jeff Fahey

Von

Don Johnson

April Booth

Lindsay Lohan

Von's Henchman

Billy Blair

Sniper

Shea Whigham

Osiris Ampanpour

Tom Savini

Julio

Daryl Sabara

Jorge

Gilbert Trejo

Culebra Cruzado

Tito Larriva

Nurse Lisa

Elise Avellan

Henchman

James Brownlee

Tristana

Tina Rodriguez

Nurse Mona

Electra Avellan

Doc Felix

Felix Sabates

Rico

Juan Gabriel Pareja

Alejandro Antonio Jiménez

Nurse Fine

Marci Madison

Luis

Roland Ruiz

Doc Franklin

Stacy Keach

Guard

Jim Henry

Edgar McGraw

James Parks

Reporter

Ara Celi

Chica (Naked Girl)

Mayra Leal

Federale Officer

Vic Trevino

Dishwasher

Tommy Nix

Chief

Alejandro Antonio

Von's Minute Man

Doran Ingram

Heather Young

June

Alicia Rachel Marek

Matthew Tompkins

Gary Teague

Machete's Wife

Nina Leon

Patrolman #1

Jason Douglas

Patrolman 2

Mitchell Lance Adams

Cristos

Greg Ingram

Ty Suite

Mary Skaggs

Jaime de la Rosa

Charlie Sheen

Sofía Vergara

Amber Heard

Demián Bichir

Vanessa Hudgens

Doc Felix

Feliz Sabates

Sniper's Henchman

Brent Smiga

Hospital Security Guard

Chris Warner

Driver (Van)

Hugo Perez

Booth's Bodyguard #1

Nimród Antal

Bodyguard #2

Al "Train" Dias

Bodyguard #3

Dimitrius Pulido

Bodyguard #4

Scott Jefferies

Dishwasher #1

Edgar Arreola