Hoops McCann

John Cusack

Cassandra

Demi Moore

George Calamari

Joel Murray

Ack Ack Raymond

Curtis Armstrong

Old Man Beckersted

William Hickey

Egg Stork

Bobcat Goldthwait

General Raymond

Joe Flaherty

Clay Stork

Tom Villard

Grandma

Billie Bird

Teddy Beckersted

Matt Mulhern

Stain

John Matuszak

Aguilla Beckersted

Mark Metcalf

Mrs. McCann

Linda Warren

Graduation Orator

Grenville Cuyler

Cookie Cambell

Kimberly Foster

Squid Calamari

Kristen Goelz

Boscoe

Sky

Judith Holstra

Disc Jockey

Rich Little

Crossing Guard

Laura Waterbury

Andrea

Jennifer Yahoodik

Brunhelda

Rachel C. Telegen

Chrong Freen

Donald Li

Biker

Paul Lane

Ty

Jeremy Piven

Biker #2

Don Ruffin

Uncle Frank

Bruce Wagner

Biker #3

Gary Littlejohn

Biker

Pat McGroarty

Wilbur

Rich Hall

Man On Ferry Boat

Anthony Viveiros

Taylor

Taylor Negron

Cameraman

Isidore Mankofsky

Biker #1

Paul M. Lane

Yuppie Preacher

Al Mohrmann

Aguilla's Maid

Sharon Hope

Aguilla's Maid

Donna Clements

Biker #4

Pat McGoarty

Aguilla's Maid

Alberta Glover

Aguilla's Maid

Pamela Shadduck

Old Man Beckersted

William Hickey

Big Man On Beach

Jerry Winsett

Medic #1

Bill Hoversten

Medic #2

Donald Watson

Aguilla's Maid

Pamela Shaddock

Ty's Girlfriend

Lisa Melilli

Screaming Girl

Deborah Bial

Dew Drop Inn Musician

Bob Gage

Dew Drop Inn Musician

Bob Duncan

Dew Drop Inn Musician

Herb Mingace

Giant

Barry Doe

Dew Drop Inn Musician

Earl Blank

Victim

Scott Richards

Beautiful Girl

Elizabeth Field

Producer

Len Lawrence

Doctor

Barry Karas

Patient

John Blood

Nurse

Joan Drott

Regatta Judge

Jim Cooke

Man Overboard

Robert Boardman

Crewman

John Fiore

Director

S.S. Holland

Director

Savage Steve Holland