Mitch

Luke Wilson

Frank

Will Ferrell

Beanie

Vince Vaughn

Gordon Pritchard

Jeremy Piven

Nicole

Ellen Pompeo

Mark

Craig Kilborn

Heidi

Juliette Lewis

Marissa

Perrey Reeves

Lara

Leah Remini

Weensie

Jerod Mixon

Megan Huang

Sara Tanaka

Darcie

Elisha Cuthbert

Joseph Palasky

Patrick Cranshaw

Animal Caretaker

Seann William Scott

Spanish

Rick Gonzalez

Walsh

Matt Walsh

Booker

Artie Lange

Mr. Springbrook

Harve Presnell

Michael

Patrick Fischler

James Carville

James Carville

Snoop "Doggy" Dogg

Snoop "Doggy" Dogg

Amy

Kate Ellis

Warren G.

Warren G.

Julie

Phe Caplan

Jerry

Simon Helberg

Mr. Ma

Raymond Ma

Erica

Sarah Shahi

Lisa

Kristen Kerr

Amy

Katherine Ellis

Wedding Singer

Dan Finnerty

Therapist

Greg Alan Williams

Caterer

Ashley Jones

Avi (Waiter)

Bryan Callen

Gang Bang Guy

Todd Phillips

Taxi Driver

Stuart Cornfeld

Jenny

Corinne Kingsbury

Jeanie

Lisa Donatz

Convention Speaker

David Moreland

Priest

Chris Hendrie

Archer's Wife

Rachel Winfree

Mindy

Nathalie Fay

Naked Woman

Kristina Hughes

Naked Man

Nicholas Hosking

Amanda

Sara Bryan

Amanda

Sydney Bryan

Student No. 1

Noel Guglielmi

Student No. 2

Robert Baker

Marissa's Dad

Bob Lazar

Professor

Arthur Taxier

Himself

Archbishop Don Magic Juan

Himself

Jerry 'Mr. Kane' Long

The Dan Band

Darryl Armbruster

The Dan Band

Gene Reed

The Dan Band

David Arana

Hatch

Matthew Carey

The Dan Band

David Hughes

The Dan Band

Marc Thaldorf

Abdul

Abdul Goznobi

The Dan Band

Jimi Englund

Archer

Eddie Pepitone

Warren

Robert Corddry

Beav

Charles Noland

Self

Kokane

Budnick

Jesse Heiman

Gonzo

Jose Gonzales

Patch

Patrick Adams

Jarvi

Jake Jarvi

Oral Sex Instructor

Andy Dick

Gonzo

Joe Gonzales

Trustee (uncredited)

Ellen Cleghorne

Sally Insul

Goldberg (uncredited)

Terry O'Quinn

Teacher (uncredited)

Ray Buffer

College Student (uncredited)

Candice T. Cain

Airplane Ticket Buyer (uncredited)

Allen Bloomfield

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Katie Carlin