Mitch Martin
Luke Wilson
Frank
Will Ferrell
Beanie
Vince Vaughn
Gordon Pritchard
Jeremy Piven
Nicole
Ellen Pompeo
Heidi
Juliette Lewis
Lara
Leah Remini
Marissa
Perrey Reeves
Mark
Craig Kilborn
Darcie
Elisha Cuthbert
Joseph Palasky
Patrick Cranshaw
Animal Caretaker
Seann William Scott
Megan Huang
Sara Tanaka
Weensie
Jerod Mixon
Walsh
Matt Walsh
Mr. Springbrook
Harve Presnell
Booker
Artie Lange
Michael
Patrick Fischler
James Carville
James Carville
Snoop "Doggy" Dogg
Snoop "Doggy" Dogg
Amy
Kate Ellis
Spanish
Rick Gonzalez
Warren G.
Warren G.
Julie
Phe Caplan
Jerry
Simon Helberg
Oral Sex Instructor
Andy Dick
Erica
Sarah Shahi
Amy
Katherine Ellis
Lisa
Kristen Kerr
Wedding Singer
Dan Finnerty
Therapist
Greg Alan Williams
Caterer
Ashley Jones
Waiter
Bryan Callen
Gang Bang Guy
Todd Phillips
Taxi Driver
Stuart Cornfeld
Jenny
Corinne Kingsbury
Jeanie
Lisa Donatz
Convention Speaker
David Moreland
Priest
Chris Hendrie
Archer's Wife
Rachel Winfree
Mindy
Nathalie Fay
Naked Woman
Kristina Hughes
Naked Man
Nicholas Hosking
Amanda
Sara Bryan
Amanda
Sydney Bryan
Student No. 1
Noel Guglielmi
Student No. 2
Robert Baker
Marissa's Dad
Bob Lazar
Professor
Arthur Taxier
Student #2
Robert Baker
Himself
Archbishop Don Magic Juan
Himself
Jerry 'Mr. Kane' Long
The Dan Band
Darryl Armbruster
Weensie
Jerod Mixon*
The Dan Band
Gene Reed
The Dan Band
David Arana
The Dan Band
David Hughes
Hatch
Matthew Carey
The Dan Band
Marc Thaldorf
The Dan Band
Jimi Englund
Abdul
Abdul Goznobi
Archer
Eddie Pepitone
Warren
Robert Corddry
Beav
Charles Noland*
Self
Kokane
Mr. Ma
Raymond Ma
Budnick
Jesse Heiman
Gonzo
Jose Gonzales
Patch
Patrick Adams
Jarvi
Jake Jarvi
Gonzo
Joe Gonzales
Sally Insul