Matty Bennett

Scott Grimes

Ted (voice)

Seth MacFarlane

Susan Bennett

Alanna Ubach

John Bennett

Max Burkholder

Blaire Bennett

Giorgia Whigham

Peaches

Shannon Dee

Andrew

Ara Hollyday

Erin

Francesca Xuereb

Jessica

Erin Moore

Sarah

Marissa Shankar

Polly

Liz Richman

Principal

Penny Johnson

Sheila Borgwort

Charly Jordan

Narrator (voice)

Ian McKellen

Nurse (voice) / Brenda

Chelsea Davison

Bank Employee

Mike Henry

Cupcake

Milan Anderson

Beef Stroganoff

Claire Dellamar

Kyle

Alexander G. Eckert

James

Arthur Gazarian

Mrs. Fechko

Gail Goldberg

Bert

Don Lake

Dr. Frankel

John Viener

Muriel

Audrey Wasilewski

Clive

Jack Seavor McDonald

Waitress

Beth Berlin

Sean

Evan Hannemann

Employee

Kelsey Peterjohn

Kid

Walker Satterwhite

Anesthesiologist (voice)

Danny Smith

Mike

Dustin Wayne

Derek

Jacob Zelonky

Priest

Dana Gould

Restaurant Manager

Marc Jablon

Lloyd

JD Cullum

Video Store Clerk

Chris Coppola

Coach

Tom Costello

Video Store Clerk

Jim Kane

Waiter (Kevin)

Connor Keene

Porn Star Girl

Julie Burrise

Basketball Player (Hampton)

Austin Nash Chase

Middle-Aged Guy

James Coker

Rusty

Preston Garcia

Waiter (Brad)

Harrison Harvey

Porn Star Guy

Liam Manfredonia

Lonely-Looking Dude

Paul Vato

Ostrich Owner

Brendan Jennings

Will

Danny Jolles

Professor Lucas Damon

Josh Stamberg

Scott Hamilton Kid

Aiden Arnold

Paige

Reyna Calvillo

Irish Springs Announcer

Damian Cecere

Belle Kid

Indiana Elle

Barney Kid

Cash Handal

Sixteen-Year-Old Boy

Dean Hermansen

College Girl #3

Mara Hernandez

College Girl #2

Courtney Lin

Operator

Rachael MacFarlane

Alana

Sarah Jane MacKay

Batman Kid

Michael Mourra

Hulk Kid

Romyn Smith

College Girl #1

Kimberly Woods

Mr. George

Julius Sharpe

Father Odell

Ivar Brogger

Dennis (voice)

Bobby Strom

Choir Member

Donna Medine

Church Goer

Tracey Stephens

Mr. Maynard

Jason Kravits

Sandy

Paul Schackman

Betheny Borgwort

Charlotte Fountain-Jardim

ER Doctor

Tim Russ

News Anchor

Jeff Bottoms

Pharmacy Employee

Steve Callaghan

Deejay

A.J. Rafael

Director

Seth MacFarlane