Leigh MacInnis

Julian

John Paul Tremblay

Ricky

Robb Wells

Bubbles

Mike Smith

James 'Jim' Lahey

John Dunsworth

Marsha

Veronica Belmonte

Mary

Aaliyah Arab

Himself

Tom Arnold

Randall 'Randy'

Patrick Roach

Officer

Shane Anderson

Karen

Jennifer Kydd

Lucy

Lucy Decoutere

City Employee Ryan Duggins

Kristopher Anderson

Cop

Chris Lawrence

Bambi

Laura Danowski

Kevin

Sean Koppel

Carpenter Walking Through Store

Matthew Cosgrove

Kid No. 1

Sam Haynes

Cory

Cory Bowles

Himself

Doug Benson

Sarah

Sarah Dunsworth

Sharon the Florist

Renee Clark

Susan

Susan Kent

Kid No. 2

Calem MacDonald

Frankie DiBiosi

Mike Cerrone

Jamie 'J-Roc'

Jonathan Torrens

Tyrone

Tyrone Parsons

Trevor

Michael Jackson

Jacob

Jacob Rolfe

MC Flurry

Rasheed Montgomery

Himself

Jimmy Kimmel

Courier

Bill Wood

Ray

Barrie Dunn

Auction Guy

Travis Flint

Sunnyvale Local

Danielle Sarty

Mr. Finch

Garnet Estabrooks

Mr. Steinberg

Brian Heighton

Gordon Dax

Dax Ravina

Woman From Couple No. 1

Lita Llewellyn

Trinity

Jeanna Harrison

Sammy OG

Shamier Anderson

Pothead No. 2

Beth Amiro

Himself

Snoop Dogg

Donna

Leigh MacInnis

Bully No. 2

Evan Jesso

Internal Affairs Officer

Thom Payne

Leslie Dancer

Daniel Lillford

Rena

Rena May Kossatz

Firefighter No. 1

Blair Langille

Gorilla Fingers

Grant MacIssac

Police Officer

Joshua Schlaganweit

Zodiac Cop

Bob Mann

Marguerite

Marguerite McNeil

Store Clerk

Darcy Lindzon

Sales Person

Laurie Hanley

Cop No. 1

Pasha Ebrahimi

Sonny

Brian Downey

Pencock

Michael Gaudet

Flea Market Person

Bradley Matheson

Pro Shop Clerk

Joel Freckelton

Gas Attendant

Thomas Niles

Officer George Green

George Green

Sam Losco

Sam Tarasco

Principal Duggan

Cecil Wright

Cyrus

Bernard Robichaud

Terry

Mio Adilman

Bottle Kid

Raiden Moore

Police Officer

Aaron Armstrong

Mall Manager

Kim Dunn

Other Police Officer

Annemarie Cassidy

Police Officer

Novalea Buchan

Dakota

Kaitlin Mamie

Golf Course Bartender

Vikki Humphrey

Prosecutor

Jeremy Akerman

Saleswoman

Mauralea Austin

Himself

Sebastian Bach

Dennis

Nobu Adilman

J-Roc's Mom

Linda Busby

Radio Announcer

Stan Carew

Satellite Employee

Glen Grant

Teacher

Corey Janes

Erica's Daughter

P.J. Crosby

Travel Agent

Francine Deschepper

First Customer

Leanne Melissa Bishop

Young Julian

Liam Cyr

Bust Cop

Stephen LeBail

Chief of Police

Maury Chaykin

Ryan Shockneck

Denny Doherty

Judge

Richard Donat*

Truck Driver

Igor Shamuilov

Sam

Sam White

Guy Campus Cop

Emmanuel John

Detroit Velvet Smooth

Garry James

Witch No. 1

Lara Cassidy

Dave, Train Rep

Shawn Duggan

Jason Hendricks

Miles Meili

Farm Lady

Pauline Kaill

Samantha

Samantha Czosnek

Coco

Jemar Beals

Girl in Chinese Restaurant

Kita McRory

Baby Mo

James MacKay

Barbara 'Barb' Lahey / Marriage Officiant

Shelley Thompson

Judge

Sheena Larkin

Victoria

Tara Doyle

Male Pharmacist

Mark Graham

Forest Ranger

David Gunning

Himself

Alex Lifeson

Head Forest Ranger

George Canyon

Levi

Ardon Bess

Candy

Karen LeBlanc

Forest Ranger

Dave Gunning

Phil, the Hydroponics Guy

John Ghiz

Librarian

Joanne Hagen

Prison Guard

Shaun R. Clarke

Driving Instructor

Jon K. Loverin

Hippie Girl

Paige Smith

Singer on Stage

Lloyd MacKay

Himself

Nathan MacKinnon

Officer Erica Miller

Shauna MacDonald

Judge

Jennifer Overton

Steve Rogers

Doug Barron

Joey

Jeremiah Sparks

Detective Ted Johnson

Jim Swansburg

Judy

Laura Kohoot

Tractor Man

Craig Wood

Cop

Chris Cuthbertson

Registrar

Daniel O'Leary

Father

Christian Murray

Mall Cop

Jordan Talbot

2nd Police Officer

Brian Green

Hampton, The Bible Pimp

Ed MacDonald

Hockey Kid

Max Humphreys

Tommy

David Rossetti

Stacey

Angelique Jensen

Loan Officer

Len MacKeigan

Man in Suit

Paul MacLeod

S...ty Bill

Brian Huggins

Receptionist

Trina Corkum

Mr. Green

Michael Oliver

Border Guard

Kevin Nugent

Robby

Riley Brock

Security Guard

Kevin Kincaid

Mall Cop

Iain Macleod

Porn Girl No. 1

Agnes M. Laan

Phil Collins

Richard Collins

Herself

Rita MacNeil

Rhonda

Valerie Fougere

Sports Cashier

Brad Bailey

Porn Girl No. 2

Francesca Barnett-Cowan

Police Officer No. 2

Matthew Lumley

Elderly Man

Joseph Rutten

Officer Daniels

Andrew Gillies

Treena Lahey

Ellen Page

Nurse (archive footage)

Nicola Lipman

Government Woman

Trina Hennick

Terry

Blain Morris

Bailiff

Eric Noel

Mandy

Pascale Roger-McKeever

Customer Service Rep

Dan Short

Candy

Candy Palmater

1st Grocery Store Clerk

Bob Chaisson

Background

Nikki Timmons

Soundman

Jarrett Murphy

Orderly

Ian Tench

Student

Colleen Zimmerman

Elderly Lady

Mary Vingoe

Brendan

Vox Smith

Desiree

Sandi Ross

Erin

Amy Kerr

Karen

Angela Vermeir

Tanya

Tania Rudolph

Thomas Collins

Mike O'Neill

Crown Prosecutor

Paul Edwards

Reporter

Nancy Regan

Officer Sally

Nicole Fairbairn

Guy

Loren Paul

Bill

Bill Parsons

Flower Delivery Guy

Hal Tatlidil

Bottle Kid

Kyle Smith

Terry & Dennis' Grandmother

Fukuko Saito

Mandy's Friend

Donna Davis

Young Bubbles

Hans Pettersson

Paradise

Nirah Villeneuve

Mrs. Anderson

Pam Lutz

Highway Police Officer

Chase Duffy

Alvena

Alvena Poole

Kid in Crowd No. 1

Molly Thomason

Witch No. 3

Celia Alida Rutte

Police Officer

Mike Tompkins

Meat Dick No. 1

Jason Daley

Host

Greg Thomey

Meat Dick No. 2

Nick Lachance

Announcer

Brian Phillips

Bully

Matt Tolton

Girl Campus Cop

Julia Topple

Young Ricky

Mitchell Taylor

Documentary Narrator

Jason Shipley

Doctor

Samantha Wilson

Gas Station Attendant

Michael Volpe

Director

Bobby Farrelly

Director

Jay Baruchel

Director

Jonathan Torrens

Director

Cory Bowles

Director

John Dunsworth

Director

Mike Clattenburg

Director

Ron Murphy

Director

Warren P. Sonoda

Director

Bruce McCulloch