Narrator (voice)

Russell Mael

Carol

Molly Plunk

Gordon

Mike Lopez

Francesca

Isabel Alamin

Harris

Michael C. Hyatt

Mary Anne

Anne Ruttencutter

Gene

Frank V. Ross

Hunter

Conrad Dean

Governor Olatka

Keith Kelly

TV Pundit

Tony Greenberg

Bambi

Victoria Misu

Talking Head

Kaii

Police Officer

Eric Ashworth

Home Depot Shopper

Eddie Linker

Talking Head

Suzette Lemos

Barry Kittridge (credit only)

Nich Kauffman

Radio Host

Robert Longstreet

Kathleen

Corissa Gabor

Reality Contestant

Nike'Sa Lewis

Debbie

Jacquelyn Haas

Neighbor

Paige Bourne

Neighbor

Kailyn Andrews

News Anchor

Ellie Nicoll

Burt

Ryan Sweeny

Larissa

Jen Byers

Femmy

Karla Monay Shaw

Whitney

Sophia Civetta

Gas Pump Lady

Susie Linker

Kittredge's Husband

Sanjay Choudrey

Rahim (Last Lover)

Ruchir Khazanchi