Chuck Levine

Adam Sandler

Larry Valentine

Kevin James

Alex McDonough

Jessica Biel

Captain Phineas J. Tucker

Dan Aykroyd

Fred G. Duncan

Ving Rhames

Clint Fitzer

Steve Buscemi

Renaldo Pinera

Nicholas Turturro

Steve

Allen Covert

Benefits Supervisor

Rachel Dratch

Councilman Banks

Richard Chamberlain

Kevin McDonough

Nick Swardson

Crazy Homeless Man

Blake Clark

Teresa

Mary Pat Gleason

Hooters Girl

Jamie Chung

Darla

Becky O'Donohue

Glen Aldrich

Matt Winston

Tori Valentine

Shelby Adamowsky

Band Leader

Lance Bass

Donna

Jessie O'Donohue

Salesman

Dave Matthews

Doctor Honey

Chandra West

NY Cop

Dan Patrick

Jim the Protestor

Rob Corddry

Teacher

Jackie Sandler

Bernie's Mother

Kathleen Doyle

Mailman

Robert Smigel

Mr. Auerbach

Richard Kline

Hooters Girl

Tila Tequila

Hooters Girl

Jina Song

Karl Eisendorf

Gary Valentine

David Nootzie

Jonathan Loughran

Hooters Girl

Candace Kita

Hooters Girl

Lena Yada

Tony Paroni

Peter Dante

J.D.

J.D. Donaruma

Higgy

Michael Buscemi

Eric Valentine

Cole Morgen

Bernie

Brad Grunberg

Criminal Voiceover

John Farley

Darla

Rebecca O'Donohue

Donna

Jessica O'Donohue

Brooklyn Woman

Judy Sandler

Jail Guard

Sandy Wernick

Bailiff

Kevin Grady

Cab Driver

Dennis Dugan

Hooters Girl

Tila Nguyen

Protestor

Marc Vann

Asian Minister (uncredited)

Rob Schneider

Transvestite Groupie (uncredited)

David Spade

African-American Boy

Tyler McKinney

Pig-Tailed Girl

Delaney Keefe

Jerky Boy

Conner Wiles

Fireman

Mark Higgins

Fireman

David Connare

Fireman

Tom Silardi

Fireman

Billy Concha

Fireman

Darryl Adone

Fireman

Chris Atwell

Fireman

Kevin Nolan

Fireman

Robert Harvey

Mr. Pickle's Employee

Adam Herschman

Officer Newman

Larry Newman

Gay Party Goer

Michael Westphal

Gay Party Goer

Tracy Bennett

Protestor

Bud Mathis

Protestor

Chuck Church

Doorman

Michael P. Catanzarite

Doorman

Michael Peter Catanzarite

Lesbian

Jennifer Kushner

Cute Girl in Crowd

Lauren Lamonsoff

County Clerk

James Emory Jr.

County Clerk

James Emory

Calendar Guy

Larry Bullock

Gay Friend

Tim Wiles

Wedding Singer

August Johnson

Wedding Singer

Reagie Clark

Wedding Singer

Milton Ellis

Wedding Singer

Ted Perlman

Wedding Singer

Anthony Hicks

Wedding Musician

Taylor Graves

Wedding Musician

Stephen Dress

Brooklyn Woman

Judith Sandler

Cab Driver

Bruce Kirby