Narrator (voice)

Mel Brooks

Various Characters

Wanda Sykes

Various Characters

Nick Kroll

Various Characters

Ike Barinholtz

Studio Audience Member / Apostle / Private Johnson

Edgar Blackmon

Robert Todd Lincoln

Nick Robinson

Conrad Chisholm

Colton Dunn

Jesus

Jay Ellis

Luke

JB Smoove

Florynce Kennedy

Kym Whitley

Red Sox Fan / Boris

Owen Burke

Fanny Mudman

Pamela Adlon

Anastasia Romanov

Dove Cameron

Rasputin

Johnny Knoxville

Josh

Charles Melton

Jackrasp Russian

Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

Kublai Khan

Ronny Chieng

Ruby Seale

Marla Gibbs

Peter

Richard Kind

Lieutenant Henry Honeybeard

Tim Baltz

Private Mingoes

Zahn McClarnon

Private Mason Dixon

Tyler James Williams

Cavewoman / Sonora / Natalia

Mitra Jouhari

Mary Magdalene

Zazie Beetz

Freud's Patient / Shakespeare Writer / Ronald Gerbstein

Seth Morris

Jackrasp Russian

Preston Lacy

Jackrasp Russian

Chris Pontius

Richard Nixon

James Adomian

Glenn

Jon Daly

Fleetus

Scott MacArthur

Joseph Stalin

Jack Black

Vladimir Lenin

Rob Corddry

Adolf Hitler / Private Tully

Drew Tarver

Serf Board Vendor / Union Soldier

Guy Branum

General Philip Sheridan

Josh Meyers

Martha Magdalene

Quinta Brunson

Mel Brooks body double / Jesus

Brock O'Hurn

Idi Amin / Captain Hanks

Malcolm Barrett

Union Soldier / Sitcom Director

David Stassen

Money Lender / Private Bryant

Josh Fadem

Joot / Zakher

Gil Ozeri

Mother Mary / Gloria

Casey Wilson

Czar Nicholas

Danny DeVito

Shakespeare

Josh Gad

Pam Oliver

Pam Oliver

Alexandra Romanov

Ana Ortiz

Fred

Will Sasso

Publisher

Sarayu Blue

Publisher

Parvesh Cheena

Romanov Daughter / Eva Braun

Lisa Gilroy

Property Brother Karamazov

Dotan Leyv

Cavewoman

Ayden Mayeri

Cavewoman

Natalie Morales

Property Brother Karamazov

Aidan Ryder

Bot Seed Vendor

Paul Scheer

Joseph Goebbels

Andrew Secunda

Mother Mary

Anna Maria Horsford

Marco Polo

Jake Johnson

Roman Soldier

James Urbaniak

Private Martinez

Arturo Castro

Private Cooper

Eugene Cordero

Mrs. Federov

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Thomas Watson

Sam Richardson

Noah

Seth Rogen

Sigmund Freud

Taika Waititi

Runaway Slave

Ayo Edebiri

Sergei

Joe Mande

Bolsheviks II Mensheviks Singer

Jerry Minor

Japheth's Wife

Rachel Pegram

Sarah

Jessica St. Clair

Not-a-virgin Sacrifice

Ana Fabrega

Grandma

Jenifer Lewis

Glorp

Fred Armisen

Lance

Lance Bangs

Barker

Alan Barinholtz

Ahmed

Travis "Taco" Bennett

25-Year Old Man

Shelly Desai

Granddaughter

Morgan Grier

Mesoamerican Man

Joe Nuñez

Mesoamerican Man

Bardia Salimi

Abraham Lincoln

Timothy Simons

Doctor

Tim Bagley

Joseph Stalin

Craig Cackowski

Clay

Brandon Kyle Goodman

Sergei the Photographer

Andrew Rannells

Franklin Roosevelt

Christopher Thornton

Governor George Wallace

George Wallace

German Tourist

Eric Nenninger

Maurice Cheeks

Jason Alexander

Amelia Earhart

Hannah Einbinder

General Robert E. Lee

Jack McBrayer

Sophia

Margaret Cho

Harold

Bobby Lee

Jennifer

Kulap Vilaysack

Winston Churchill

Dan Bakkedahl

Turkey Ambassador

D'Arcy Carden

Andy Khan

Andy Cohen

Norway Ambassador

Andy Daly

Chabi

Kimiko Glenn

Typhoid Mary

Mary Holland