Narrator

Mel Brooks

Various Characters

Wanda Sykes

Various Characters

Ike Barinholtz

Various Characters

Nick Kroll

Apostle / Studio Audience Member / Private Johnson

Edgar Blackmon

Robert Todd Lincoln

Nick Robinson

Conrad Chisholm

Colton Dunn

Jesus

Jay Ellis

Luke

J.B. Smoove

Florynce Kennedy

Kym Whitley

Red Sox Fan / Boris

Owen Burke

Fanny Mudman

Pamela Adlon

Anastasia Romanov

Dove Cameron

Rasputin

Johnny Knoxville

Josh

Charles Melton

Jackrasp Russian

Jason Acuña

Kublai Khan

Ronny Chieng

Ruby Seale

Marla Gibbs

Peter

Richard Kind

Lieutenant Henry Honeybeard

Tim Baltz

Private Mingoes

Zahn McClarnon

Private Mason Dixon

Tyler James Williams

Cavewoman / Sonora / Natalia

Mitra Jouhari

Mary Magdalene

Zazie Beetz

Shakespeare Writer / Ronald Gerbstein / Freud's Patient

Seth Morris

Jackrasp Russian

Preston Lacy

Jackrasp Russian

Chris Pontius

Richard Nixon

James Adomian

Glenn

Jon Daly

Fleetus

Scott MacArthur

Joseph Stalin

Jack Black

Vladimir Lenin

Rob Corddry

Private Tully / Adolf Hitler

Drew Tarver

Union Soldier / Serf Board Vendor

Guy Branum

General Philip Sheridan

Josh Meyers

Martha Magdalene

Quinta Brunson

Mel Brooks body double / Jesus

Brock O'Hurn

Idi Amin / Captain Hanks

Malcolm Barrett

Sitcom Director / Union Soldier

David Stassen

Private Bryant / Money Lender

Josh Fadem

Joot / Zakher

Gil Ozeri

Gloria / Mother Mary

Casey Wilson

Czar Nicholas

Danny DeVito

Shakespeare

Josh Gad

Pam Oliver

Pam Oliver

Alexandra Romanov

Ana Ortiz

Fred

Will Sasso

Publisher

Sarayu Blue

Publisher

Parvesh Cheena

Romanov Daughter / Eva Braun

Lisa Gilroy

Property Brother Karamazov

Dotan Leyv

Cavewoman

Ayden Mayeri

Cavewoman

Natalie Morales

Property Brother Karamazov

Aidan Ryder

Bot Seed Vendor

Paul Scheer

Joseph Goebbels

Andrew Secunda

Mother Mary

Anna Maria Horsford

Marco Polo

Jake Johnson

Roman Soldier

James Urbaniak

Private Martinez

Arturo Castro

Private Cooper

Eugene Cordero

Mrs. Federov

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Thomas Watson

Sam Richardson

Noah

Seth Rogen

Sigmund Freud

Taika Waititi

Runaway Slave

Ayo Edibiri

Sergei

Joe Mande

Bolsheviks II Mensheviks Singer

Jerry Minor

Japheth's Wife

Rachel Pegram

Sarah

Jessica St. Clair

Not-a-virgin Sacrifice

Ana Fabrega

Grandma

Jenifer Lewis

Glorp

Fred Armisen

Lance

Lance Bangs

Barker

Alan Barinholtz

Ahmed

Travis Bennett

25-Year Old Man

Shelly Desai

Granddaughter

Morgan Grier

Mesoamerican Man

Joe Nunez

Mesoamerican Man

Bardia Salimi

Abraham Lincoln

Timothy Simons

Doctor

Tim Bagley

Joseph Stalin

Craig Cackowski

Clay

Brandon Kyle Goodman

Sergei the Photographer

Andrew Rannells

Franklin Roosevelt

Christopher Thornton

Governor George Wallace

George Wallace

German Tourist

Eric Nenninger

Maurice Cheeks

Jason Alexander

Amelia Earhart

Hannah Einbinder

General Robert E. Lee

Jack McBrayer

Sophia

Margaret Cho

Harold

Bobby Lee

Jennifer

Kulap Vilaysack

Winston Churchill

Dan Bakkedahl

Turkey Ambassador

D'Arcy Carden

Andy Khan

Andy Cohen

Norway Ambassador

Andrew Daly

Chabi

Kimiko Glenn

Typhoid Mary

Mary Holland

Palestine Ambassador

Mousa Kraish

Ehri

Poppy Liu

Greece Ambassador

Jason Mantzoukas

Egypt Ambassador

Mena Massoud

Crystal

Crystal Kung Minkoff

Reverend Jesse Jackson

Finesse Mitchell

Roman Soldier

Rob Riggle

Lazarus

Carl Tart

Israel Ambassador

Michaela Watkins

Bazaar Woman

Fran Gillespie

Watergate Burglar

Brian Huskey

Travis

Caleb Jeon

Watergate Receptionist

Sandi McCree

Nambui

Atsuko Okatsuka

Kayla

Scout Tayui-lepore

Kaylah

Sophia Tayui-Lepore

Travis

Cj Uy

Cater Waiter

Donisha Walker

Focus Group Moderator

Jillian Bell

Howard Cosell Impersonator

David Duchovny

Muhammad Ali

Blake Griffin

Mary Magdalene

Emily Ratajkowski

Lieutenantman Silverman

Sarah Silverman

Neville

Neville Archambault

Red Bishop

Joe Lo Truglio

Mark

Hayes MacArthur

Bishop

Ken Marino

Jesus Fan

Gracen Newton

Judas

Adam Pally

German Wallbreaker

Lennon Parham

Rosa Parks

Rosalind Russell

DNC Worker

Paul Rust

Bishop

David Wain

German Wallbreaker

Reggie Watts