Alex Rose

Ben Stiller

Nancy

Drew Barrymore

Mrs. Connelly

Eileen Essel

Mrs. Connelly

Eileen Essell

Kenneth

Harvey Fierstein

Celine

Amber Valletta

Coop

Justin Theroux

Chick

James Remar

Officer Dan

Robert Wisdom

Jean

Swoosie Kurtz

Bartender

Jackie Sandler

Tara

Maya Rudolph

Herman

Wallace Shawn

Ginger

Cheryl Klein

Chris Mulkey

Tavern Bartender

Christopher Doyle

Terrence

Tim Maculan

Mr. Dzerzhinsky

Evgeniy Lazarev

Mrs. Friedman

Christina Kirk

Indian Restaurant Owner

Kumar Pallana

Phil

Phillip Perlman

Mr. Friedman

John Hamburg

Moderator

Jenette Goldstein

Drug Dealer

Gary Riotto

Dr. Kang

Michelle Krusiec

Receptionist

Geraldine Hughes

Old Biddy No. 1

Margie Loomis

Phil

Philip Perlman

Don Piper Fan #1

Christine La Fontaine

Police officer

Joey Banks

Old Biddy No. 2

Linda Porter

Pharmacy Customer

Tracey Walter

Antique Dealer

Edward Edwards

Pharmacist

Louis Giambalvo

Female Newscaster

Leyna Nguyen

Mailroom Guy

Chuma Hunter-Gault

Weatherman

Jim Castillo

Sneezer on Train

Michael Fahn

Caterer

Roberta R. Deen

Tavern Bartender

Chris Doyle

Don Piper Fan No. 1

Christine La Fonatine

Police Officer

Joe Banks

Narrator (voice

Danny DeVito

Little Dick

Stomy Bugsy

Little Dick

Mía Maestro

Director

Danny DeVito