Pee-Wee Herman
Paul Reubens
Clocky / Conky / Floory (voice)
Kevin Carlson
Cowboy Curtis
Laurence Fishburne
Santa Claus
Aaron Fletcher
Cool Cat / Fish / Flower
Ric Heitzman
Mrs. Rene
Suzanne Kent
King of Cartoons
William Marshall
Countess / Fish / Flower
George McGrath
Reba
S. Epatha Merkerson
Chairry / Chicky Baby / Magic Screen (voice)
Alison Mork
Jambi / Pterri (voice)
John Paragon
Miss Yvonne
Lynne Marie Stewart
Ricardo
Vic Trevino
Dirty Dog / Fish / Flower
Wayne White
Hans
Charlie Tickner
Himself
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Self
Annette Funicello
Self
Frankie Avalon
Herself
Charo
Self
Grace Jones
Self
Dinah Shore
Herself
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Self
Little Richard
Herself
Whoopi Goldberg
Self
Cher
Herself
k.d. lang
Self
Magic Johnson
Herself
Joan Rivers
Herself
Dinah Shore*
Self
Oprah Winfrey
Self
Elena Del Rubio
Self
Milly Del Rubio
Self
Eadie Del Rubio