Lt. Nojack
Gavin MacLeod
Chief Ironbottom
Victor Buono
Studsky
Jamie Farr
Pony Lambretta
Tony Danza
Len 'Hatch' Hatchington
John Byner
Lt. Palumbo
Burt Young
Iris Adrian
Det. Starkos
Marty Allen
Sheriff Tim MacSkye
Buck Owens
Sgt. Salty Sanderson
Connie Stevens
Mr. Burnice
Richard Deacon
Parks the Pusher
Jimmie Walker
Tessa Richarde
Raquel
Gunilla Hutton
Mrs. Palumbo
Liz Torres
Narrator (voice)
Don Adams
Chickie Baby (voice)
Mel Blanc