Sir Henry Rawlinson

Trevor Howard

Hubert Rawlinson / Narrator

Vivian Stanshall

Reverend Slodden

Patrick Magee

Mrs E

Denise Coffey

Old Scrotum

J.G. Devlin

Buller Bullethead

Harry Fowler

Lady Florrie Rawlinson

Sheila Reid

Candice Rawlinson

Suzanne Danielle

Ralph Rawlinson

Daniel Gerroll

Lord Tarquin of Staines

Ben Aris

Lady Phillipa of Staines

Liz Smith

Porcelain

Susan Porrett

Reg Smeeton

Ian McDiarmid

Peregrine Maynard

Jeremy Child

Max

Gary Waldhorn

Joachim

Simon Jones

Teddy Tidy

Talfryn Thomas

Humbert Rawlinson

Michael Crane

Rosie Onetooth

Toni Palmer

Seth Onetooth

Nicholas McArdle

Nigel Nice

Vernon Dudley Bowhay Nowell

Fortyninesah

Eiji Kusuhara

Old Man

Tony Sympson