Dwayne Hoover

Bruce Willis

Kilgore Trout

Albert Finney

Harry Le Sabre

Nick Nolte

Celia Hoover

Barbara Hershey

Francine Pefko

Glenne Headly

Wayne Hoobler

Omar Epps

George 'Bunny' Hoover

Lukas Haas

Rosemary Garr

Diane Willson Dick

Fred T. Barry

Buck Henry

Moe The Truck Driver

Will Patton

Grace Le Sabre

Vicki Lewis

Howell

Michael Jai White

Eliot Rosewater / Gilbert

Ken Campbell

Bonnie MacMahon

Shawnee Smith

Bill Bailey

Jake Johannsen

Eli

Michael Clarke Duncan

Andy Wojeckowzski

Chip Zien

Monte Rapid

Owen Wilson

Maria Maritimo

Alison Eastwood

Vernon Garr

Keith Joe Dick

Commercial Director

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Pesky Weber

Tom Robbins

Art Hostess Kaye

Alexa Robbins

Beatrice Keedsler

Tisha Sterling

Art Hostess Faye

Debra Dusay

Elmoro

Lahmard J. Tate

Lottie

Dawn Didawick

Homer

Karl Wiedergott

Blossom

Patti Allison

EPA Lawyer

Bill Nagel

Rabo Karabekian

Raymond O'Connor

Zeke the Gas Station Attendant

Matt Callahan

Mailwoman

Tracey Lee Mapstone

Waitress

Mary Kennedy

Highway Patrolman

Greg Walker

NY Policeman / Prison Guard

David Blampied

Porn Store Patron

Greg Moore

Mugger

Doug Hamblin

Motel Clerk

Danielle Kennedy

NY Policewoman

Thomas Patrice

Marlo

Nancy Volle

Young Girl

Scout Willis

NY Policewoman

Patrice Thomas

Blue Monday Housewife

Denise Simonetto

Young Boy

Nicolas Small

`Blue Monday' Housewife

Denise Simone

Blue Monday Doctor

Russ Wilson

`Trypepton' Husband

Scott Beauchemin

`Blue Monday' Doctor

Russell Wilson

`Trypepton' Wife

Kassandra Kay

`Prodigal Life' Husband

Ken Odom

`Prodigal Life' Wife

Erica Evans

`Prodigal Life' Child

David Kyle

Eliot Rosewater/Gilbert

Kenneth Hudson Campbell

Horace Durenwurst (uncredited)

William L. Nagle