Ted

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Thunder Jack

James Coburn

Dr. Rupert Brooks

Sisqó

Barb

Joanna Bacalso

Amelia

Nichelle Nichols

George

M. Emmet Walsh

Peter Yellowbear

Graham Greene

Ernie

Brian Doyle-Murray

Olivier

Jean-Michel Pare

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Sneed Brother No. 1

Jason Pouliotte

Sneed Brother No. 2

David Boyce

Vet No. 2

Randy Birch

Neely

Frank C. Turner

Arthur

Ron Small

TV Reporter

Alison Matthews

Young Ted

Jascha Washington

Dr. Brooks

Christopher Judge

Mrs. Yepremian

Lisa Dahling

Rollerblader with Dog

Danelle Folta

Rollerblader with Dog

Daneile Folta Kehealy

Valet

Peter Musooli

Valet

Peter 'Mus' Musooli

Receptionist

Lossen Chambers

Patient

Andrea Butterfield

Ernesto Julio Santisto

Oscar Goncalves

Lucy

Angela Moore

Vet NO. 1

Tracey Henderson

Taxi Driver

Dave 'Squatch' Ward

Race Official No. 1

Donnelly Rhodes

Race Official No. 2

Jay Brazeau

Chess Player

Phillip Beer

Chess Player

George Labelle

Miami Pretty Girl

Monika Kramlik

Miami Pretty Girl

Gwendolyn Osborne

Miami Pretty Girl

Gwendolyn Osborne-Smith

Dentist

Anthony Harrison

Blonde Guy

Shaw Madsen

Blonde Guy

Shaw Madson

Old Man

Joe Maffei

Nurse

Nicole Oliver

Chatting Woman No. 1

Veronica Shattuck

Chatting Woman #2

Nicola O'Shea

Demon (voice)

Jim Belushi

Nana (voice)

Jane Sibbett

BMW Driver (uncredited)

Paul Aldanée

Chatting Woman #3 (uncredited)

Camila Alves

Dental Patient (uncredited)

Artine Tony Browne

Hippie Passerby (uncredited)

Stan Edmonds

Pedestrian (uncredited)

Deborah Smith Ford

Scooper (voice) (uncredited)

Richard Steven Horvitz

Announcer (uncredited)

James Start

Airline Passenger (uncredited)

Jess Maldaner

Extra

Ron Madoff