Human Les

John Alexander

(voice)/Allison

Kerry Finlayson

Les Hackel(voice)

James Marsters

Chauncey

Ninja the Dog

Voice

Kerry Marlowe

Police Chief Richter(voice)

Christopher McDonald

Sal(voice)

Sid Haig

Chelsea(voice)

Hana Mae Lee

Danny(voice)

Jordan Peele

Mr. Salk(voice)

Robert Englund

Dummkopf(voice)

Rich Fulcher

Dennis(voice)

Patrick Cavanaugh

Rich Dad(voice)

David Alen

Clive(voice)

Darren Darnborough

Doreen Hackel(voice)

Carole Ruggier

Rich Mom(voice) (as Alice Walker)

Alice L. Walker

Nurse Victoria(voice)

Sohm Kapila

Dr. Travers(voice)

John Wuchte

Lloyd(voice)

Ross King

Nancy(voice)

Elizabeth Arends

Abe / Radio Annoncer

Evan Marlowe