Roy Knable
John Ritter
Helen Knable
Pam Dawber
Darryl Knable / Narrator
David Tom
Spike
Jeffrey Jones
Diane Knable
Heather McComb
Crowley
Eugene Levy
Murray Seidenbaum
Bob Dishy
Wetzel
Don Calfa
Sarah Seidenbaum
Joyce Gordon
Pierce
Erik King
Ducker
Susan Blommaert
Salt
Cheryl James
Pepa
Sandy Denton
Mr. Grogan
George Gray
Ring Announcer
Louis Vincent Albano
Game Show Announcer
Don Pardo
Duane
Michael Hogan
Garth
Jimi DeFlippis
Guido
Gianni Russo
Torpedo #1
Bill Croft
Michelle Allen
Torpedo #2
John Bear Curtis
Karen Hazzard
Velma
Kristen Cloke
Wrestling Referee
Alan C. Peterson
Anchor Woman
Colleen Winton
Lynn Stalmaster
Cop
Jerry Wasserman
Max Hell Man
Terry Lewis
Skeletal Worker
Ken Douglas
Guy Squirly
Dale Wilson
Crying Widow
Rebecca Toolan
"Yogi Beer"
Shane Meier
Ring Announcer
Captain Lou Albano
"Yogi Beer"
Serge Houde
"Yogi Beer"
Julie Bond
Mrs. Gorgon
Faith Minton
"Silencer of the Lambs"
P. Lynn Johnson
Girlfriend #1
Laura Harris
Silencer of the Lambs
Boyd Norman
Silencer of the Lambs
Samantha McKenna
30 Something to Life
Steve Adams
"30 Something to Life"
John Pyper-Ferguson
"30 Something to Life"
Kevin McNulty
Innkeeper
Ken Kramer
30 Something to Life
Joe Norman Shaw
"3 Men and Rosemary's Baby"
Todd Duckworth
Peasant
David Longworth
Executioner
Gordon Masten
"3 Men and Rosemary's Baby"
Robert Wisden
"3 Men and Rosemary's Baby"
Peter Yunker
Nobleman
Michael Puttonen
"Three's Company Spoof"
Roselyn Royce
Three's Company Spoof
June Nagy
Start Me Up (as Salt-N-Pepa)
Pepa
Start Me Up (as Salt-N-Pepa)
Deidra Roper
Dancer
Hurby 'Luv Bug' Azor
Girlfriend #2
Andrea Nemeth
"30 Something to Life"
Steve Adams
Girlfriend #3
Tiffany Michas
Miss Daisy
Janet Craig
Dancer
Indrani de Souza
Heavy Set Guard
Jonathon Pallone
Peasant
Dave "Squatch" Ward