Roy Knable

John Ritter

Helen Knable

Pam Dawber

Darryl Knable / Narrator

David Tom

Spike

Jeffrey Jones

Diane Knable

Heather McComb

Crowley

Eugene Levy

Murray Seidenbaum

Bob Dishy

Wetzel

Don Calfa

Sarah Seidenbaum

Joyce Gordon

Pierce

Erik King

Ducker

Susan Blommaert

Salt

Cheryl James

Pepa

Sandy Denton

Mr. Grogan

George Gray

Ring Announcer

Louis Vincent Albano

Game Show Announcer

Don Pardo

Duane

Michael Hogan

Garth

Jimi DeFlippis

Guido

Gianni Russo

Torpedo #1

Bill Croft

Michelle Allen

Torpedo #2

John Bear Curtis

Karen Hazzard

Velma

Kristen Cloke

Wrestling Referee

Alan C. Peterson

Anchor Woman

Colleen Winton

Lynn Stalmaster

Cop

Jerry Wasserman

Max Hell Man

Terry Lewis

Skeletal Worker

Ken Douglas

Guy Squirly

Dale Wilson

Crying Widow

Rebecca Toolan

"Yogi Beer"

Shane Meier

Ring Announcer

Captain Lou Albano

"Yogi Beer"

Serge Houde

"Yogi Beer"

Julie Bond

Mrs. Gorgon

Faith Minton

"Silencer of the Lambs"

P. Lynn Johnson

Girlfriend #1

Laura Harris

Silencer of the Lambs

Boyd Norman

Silencer of the Lambs

Samantha McKenna

30 Something to Life

Steve Adams

"30 Something to Life"

John Pyper-Ferguson

"30 Something to Life"

Kevin McNulty

Innkeeper

Ken Kramer

30 Something to Life

Joe Norman Shaw

"3 Men and Rosemary's Baby"

Todd Duckworth

Peasant

David Longworth

Executioner

Gordon Masten

"3 Men and Rosemary's Baby"

Robert Wisden

"3 Men and Rosemary's Baby"

Peter Yunker

Nobleman

Michael Puttonen

"Three's Company Spoof"

Roselyn Royce

Three's Company Spoof

June Nagy

Start Me Up (as Salt-N-Pepa)

Pepa

Start Me Up (as Salt-N-Pepa)

Deidra Roper

Dancer

Hurby 'Luv Bug' Azor

Girlfriend #2

Andrea Nemeth

"30 Something to Life"

Steve Adams

Girlfriend #3

Tiffany Michas

Miss Daisy

Janet Craig

Dancer

Indrani de Souza

Heavy Set Guard

Jonathon Pallone

Peasant

Dave "Squatch" Ward

Director

Peter Hyams