Antonio Motel

Ezio Greggio

Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza

Dom DeLuise

Joe Dee Foster

Billy Zane

Lily Wine

Joanna Pacula

Jane Wine

Charlene Tilton

Checkout Guest (uncredited)

Mel Brooks

Detective Martin Balsam

Martin Balsam

Insp. Pete Putrid

Stuart Pankin

The Ranger

John Astin

Sergeant

Larry Storch

Old Secretary

Phyllis Diller

Olaf

Bubba Smith

Mr. Laurel

Rip Taylor

Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

Shelley Winters

Ranger's Wife

Nedra Volz

Motorcycle Cop

Andre Rosey Brown

Police Chief

Henry Silva

FBI Agent

John Landis

Dying Man

Joe Dante

Cross Dressing Agent

Marshall Bell

First Agent

Lee Allan

Trenchcoat Man / Gimp

John Carpenter

Second Agent

Sal Landi

President Bill Clinton

Pat Rick

Ex-President George Bush

John Roarke

Dwarf Guard

Tony Cox

Guard

Irwin Keyes

Push-Up Lady

Kimber Sissons

Video Cameraman

Eddie Deezen

Luciano Pavarotti

Ken Davitian

Checkout Guard

Peter DeLuise

Mummy

Jeff Bright

Beautiful Woman

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst

Rape Culturist #1

Jim Maniaci

Pavarotti

Kenneth Dayitian

Policeman #1

David DeLuise

Phillip Morris

Al Ruscio

Malicious Mel the Checkout Maniac

Rudy De Luca

Gas Station Attendant

Dom Irrera

First Lady Hillary Clinton

Lynn Shirey

Investigating Officer

Lance Kinsey

Trick

Shelly Desai

Drunk

Lonnie Burr

Policeman #2

John Fadule

Misery Woman

Debra Christofferson

Housedress Woman

Linda Lutz

Agent Prostitute 1

Ray Serra

Agent

Jeff Weston

Michael Jackson

Seifullah Ziyad II

Forensics Expert

Daniel McVicar

Maitre d'

Wilhelm von Homburg

Rape Culturist #2

Manny Molina

Agent Prostitute #2

Robert Muse

Nurse

Lana Schwab

Bell Boy

Matteo Molinari

Ambulance Driver

Rino Piccolo

First Lady Hillary Clinton

Lynn Shirley

Sharon Bone (uncredited)

Cornelia Johnsson

Fat Woman (uncredited)

Angela Masini