Ed

Ben Begley

Bradley

Ross Nathan

Tracey

Sam Pancake

Zach

Herbert Russell

Katnip

Rita Volk

Doug

John Livingston

Effing

Tara Reid

Liam

Robert Wagner

Heather

Kyle Richards

Boo

Chanel Gaines

Justmitch / Tim Pistol / Willy Wanker

Jamie Kennedy

Chastity

Kayden Kross

Boo (voice)

Carolyn Ratteray

Fruito

Martin Klebba

Stephen A. Templesmith

Hank Baskett

Kaptain Kazakhstan

Steve Sobel

Teddy

Terra Jolé

Veronica

Brandi Glanville

Thor

Mark Harley

Sportscaster Skip

Bruce Jenner

Chineca Lame

Jonathan Silverman

Scuba Diver

Damien Bray

Bearded Wizard

Con Schell

Scary

Caitlin Wachs

Captain Jack

Daniel Buran

Tónto

Jeff Torres

Housewife Tanya

Camille Grammer

Django

Terrence Julien

Calvin Dandy

Matt Flanagan

Zombie

Leila Leigh

Bao

Dat Phan

Blue Princess

Ania Spiering

Topless Girl

Sophie Dee

President Snowbama

Ron Butler

Blue Warrior

Fred Kracke

Miss Porky (voice) (uncredited)

Grant George

Dave Mallow

Phu (uncredited)

William Ngo

Technician

Kellie Cockrell

Ultimate Boxer Guy

Mark Rhino Smith

Topless Girl

Kirsty Hill

MMA Fighter (uncredited)

Vanessa Giselle