Scott Thomas

Scott Mechlowicz

Cooper Harris

Jacob Pitts

Jenny

Michelle Trachtenberg

Jamie

Travis Wester

Mad Maynard

Vinnie Jones

Fiona

Kristin Kreuk

Mieke

Jessica Boehrs

Madame Vandersexxx

Lucy Lawless

Donny

Matt Damon

Creepy Italian Guy

Fred Armisen

Arthur Frommer

Patrick Malahide

Christoph

Patrick Rapold

Scott's Dad

Jeffrey Tambor

Mugger

Diedrich Bader

Hostel Clerk

Joanna Lumley

Tibor

Rade Sherbedgia

Mrs. Thomas

Cathy Meils

Bert

Nial Iskhakov

Candy

Molly Schade

Lustra's Guitarist

J. Adams

Missy

Jakki Degg

Lustra's Vocalist

Christopher Baird

Lustra's Bassist

Nicholas J.M. Cloutman

Green Fairy

Steve Hytner

Lustra's Drummer

Bruce Fulford

Sissy

Lenka Dayrit

Courier Clerk

Andrea Stuart

Sissy

Lenka Vomocilova

Cecil

Paul Oldham

Hooligan

Mike McGuffie

Hooligan

John Comer

Hooligan

Jeff Smith

Hooligan

Michael Cella

Hooligan

Mike Cella

Hooligan

David Fisher

Hooligan

Christian Dunckley Clark

Gunter

Petr Jákl

Hooligan

Christian Dunkley-Clark

French Soccer Fan

Jakub Kohak

Robot Man

J.P. Manoux

Naked Spanish Guy

Eric Moscoso Vertiz

Naked African Guy

Labass Kanoute

Naked Tiny Asian Guy

Sota Sakuma

Nude Beach Lady

Edita Deveroux

Nude Beach Lady

Petra Tomankova

Vandersexxx Girl

Barbora Navratilova

Vandersexxx Girl

Lucie Kachtikova

Vandersexxx Girl

Tereza Zimova

Vandersexxx Girl

Zuzana Kocova

Vandersexxx Girl

Zuzana Björnstad

Rasta Waiter

Go Go Dyei Jen-Michel

Rasta Waiter

Go Go Jean Michel Francis

Rasta Chef

Helder Combolo

Rasta Chef

Helder Cambolo

Anna, the Camera Store Girl

Jana Pallaske

Hans

Vilém Holý

Gruber

Jiří Maria Sieber

Bakery Man

Roger Denesha

Bakery Man

Roger Deneshe

Bakery Woman

Amy Huck

Trucker

Dominic Raacke

Manager at Opulent Hotel

Jan Nemejovksy

Manager at Opulent Hotel

Jan Nemejovský

Waiter at Opulent Hotel

Miroslav Taborsky

Girl in Orange Juice Ad

Tereza Brettschweiderova

Girl in Orange Juice Ad

Tereza Brettschneiderova

Girl in Orange Juice Ad

Kristyna Simova

Orange Juice Ad Voice Over (voice)

Vítězslav Bouchner

Mieke's Father

Walter Sittler

Heinrich

Adam Dotlacil

Swiss Guard

Joel Kirby

Vatican Tour Guide

Andrea Miltnerova

Vatican Tour Guide

Andrea Miltner

Tourist Woman in Vatican

Ellen Savaria

Italian Guy at Vatican

Pedja Bjelac

Reporter

Nick Jameson

Pope

Jack Marston

American Robot Guy

Pat Kilbane

Old Woman in Confessional (uncredited)

Mindy Sterling

Orange Juice Ad

Vitezsalv Bouchner

Gruber

Jiri M. Sieber