Tommy

Adam Sandler

Chico

Terry Crews

Will Patch

Will Forte

Lil' Pete

Taylor Lautner

Herm

Jorge Garcia

Doc Griffin

Steve Buscemi

Clem

Steve Zahn

Ramon

Rob Schneider

Cicero

Danny Trejo

Danny

Luke Wilson

General George Custer

David Spade

Frank Stockburn

Nick Nolte

Abner Doubleday

John Turturro

Bank Manager

Chris Parnell

Smiley

Harvey Keitel

Susannah

Whitney Cummings

Ezekiel Grant

Jon Lovitz

Nelly Patch

Nick Swardson

Wyatt Earp

Blake Shelton

Mark Twain

Vanilla Ice

Nugget Customer

Norm Macdonald

Smoking Fox

Julia Jones

Screaming Eagle

Saginaw Grant

Babyface Patch

Jared Sandler

Gus Patch

Lavell Crawford

Roscoe (uncredited)

John Farley

Gulch Sheriff

Blake Clark

Beaver Breath

Dana Goodman

Never Wears Bra

Jackie Sandler

Abraham Lincoln

Dan Patrick

John Wilkes Booth

Chris Kattan

Woman Bank Customer

Sarah Minnich

Sheriff's Wife

Katalina Parrish

Esmerelda

Julia Vera

Ford's Theater Performer #1

Alex Knight

Nugget Bouncer #1

Kevin Grady

Beefer

Chris Titone

Betty Dunson

Catharine E. Jones

Nugget Bartender

Tim Herlihy

Cicero Gang Member

David Manzanares

Dancing Kid #1

Sadie Sandler

Dancing Kid #2

Sunny Sandler

Young Tommy

Henry Steckman

Short Stop

Kimo Keoke

Raging Bear

Kenneth Ruthardt

JD

J.D. Donaruma

Young Cicero

Ruben Rivera Laguna

Rifleman

Jonathan Loughran

Cowboy / Townsman (uncredited)

Jameson Macmillan

Dr. Chubb

Dan Bulla

Nugget Bouncer #2

King Orba

QI

James Ning

Train Robber #1

Ryan Happy

Train Robber #2

Derek Lacasa

Mary Todd Lincoln

Tina Parker

Fainting Man

Stephen Eiland

Ford's Theater Performer #2

Lauren Poole

Ford's Theater Performer #3

Patrick Gozur

Ford's Theater Performer #4

Fernando Fresquez

Herm (voice)

Robin Leach

Sober Bar Patron (uncredited)

Ricardo Andres

Town Cowboy (uncredited)

Richard Beal

Angry Townsman (uncredited)

Paul Caster

Rattlers Gulch Man (uncredited)

Jetto Dorsainville

School Girl (uncredited)

Madison Fogle

Soiled Dove Saloon Girl (uncredited)

Corinne Fox

Towns Boy (uncredited)

Christopher W. Garcia

Cowboy (uncredited)

Alan Humphrey

Townsman (uncredited)

Rodger Larance

Nugget Prostitute (uncredited)

Meggie Maddock

Sheriff's Deputy (uncredited)

Clint Obenchain

Gambler (uncredited)

Martin Palmer

Townsman (uncredited)

Burton Ritchie

Guard (uncredited)

Gonzalo Robles

Citizen of Rattler's Gulch (uncredited)

J. Nathan Simmons

Citizen of Rattler's Gulch (uncredited)

Michael E. Stogner

Sexy Bar Girl (uncredited)

Vanessa Torres