Ryden Malby

Alexis Bledel

Adam

Zach Gilford

David

Rodrigo Santoro

Walter Malby

Michael Keaton

Carmella Malby

Jane Lynch

Grandma

Carol Burnett

Hunter Malby

Bobby Coleman

Guacanator Pitchman

Fred Armisen

Jessica Bard

Catherine Reitman

Lloyd Hastings

Andy Daly

Barbara Snaff

Mary Anne McGarry

Buckle-O-Bill

Kirk Fox

Roy Davies

J.K. Simmons

Chancellor

Robert Arce

Funeral Director

Craig Robinson

Woman at Graduation

Jeanie Hackett

Security Guard

Oscar Dillon

Receptionist

Vanessa Branch

Interviewer

Shirley Jordan

College Grad

Michael Grant Terry

College Friend #1

Melissa Tang

College Friend #2

Brandon Phillips

College Friend #3

Parisa Fitz-Henley

Gary the Buckle Man

Robert Koch

Gary the Buckle Man

Robert M. Koch

Manager at the Mint

Donnie D. Stroud

Cute Funky Girl

Alexandra Holden

TV Commercial Producer (uncredited)

Demetri Martin

Police Officer

Angel Oquendo

Young Cop

Desean Terry

Juanita

Anna Khaja

Box Car Racer #1

Gino Woulard

Box Car Racer #2

Reid Harper

Landlord

Patrick O'Connor

Box Car Racer #3

Samantha Epstein

Basketball Player

Dempsey Pappion

Graduation Parent (uncredited)

Basilina Butler

Joe Schraeder (uncredited)

Jeremy Clark

Commencement Grad / Guest (uncredited)

Waymond Lee

Handcuffed Suspect (uncredited)

Lester G. Reynolds

Magazine Editor (uncredited)

Mahryah Shain