George Khan

Om Puri

Ella

Linda Bassett

Sajid Khan

Jordan Routledge

Nazir Khan

Ian Aspinall

Meenah Khan

Archie Panjabi

Tariq Khan

Jimi Mistry

Maneer Khan

Emil Marwa

Saleem Khan

Chris Bisson

Abdul Khan

Raji James

Auntie Annie

Lesley Nicol

Peggy

Ruth Jones

Stella Moorhouse

Emma Rydal

Earnest Moorhouse

Gary Damer

Mr. Moorhouse

John Bardon

Priest

Ben Keaton

Iyaaz Ali Khan

Jimmi Harkishin

Poppa Khalid

Kriss Dosanjh

Abdul Karim

Albert Moses

Mark

Gary Lewis

Fat Twat

Roger Morlidge

Helen Karim

Rosalind March

Mullah

Kaleem Janjua

Nazir's Bride (uncredited)

Preeya Kalidas

Doctor

Ralph Birtwell

Mr. Shah

Madhav Sharma

Zaid

Saikat Ahamed

Bouncer

Bruce McGregor

Trisha, Receptionist

Margaret Blakemore

Ettienne Francois

Thierry Harcourt

Mrs. Shah

Leena Dhingra

Nigget Shah

Tallat Nawaz

Nushaaba Shah

Shireen Kareem

Great Dane

Blake

Afghan

Riot

Judy (uncredited)

Enid Dunn