Bentley

Patrick Stewart

Oswald 'Ozzie' Paxton

Vincent Kartheiser

Principal Claire Maloney

Brenda Fricker

Miles Lawrence

Bradley Whitford

Jake Paxton

Matt Craven

Helen

Annabelle Gurwitch

Melissa

Katie Stuart

Richard 'K-Dog'

Jon Abrahams

Deroy

Michael MacRae

Gabby

Vanessa Morley

Ollie

Callum Keith Rennie

Captain Jankel

Earl Pastko

Marvin

Jason Schombing

Colonel Duke

Michael David Simms

Ferret

David Paul Grove

Janet

Akiko Morison

Ms. Saunders

Teryl Rothery

Eliot

Jay Brazeau

Vanessa Morely

Happy Boy #1

Douglas Arthurs

Happy Boy #3

Philip Granger

Happy Boy #4

Andrew Kavadas

Happy Boy #5

Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle

Happy Boy #6

Charles Andre

Happy Boy #7

Alan van Sprang

Happy Boy #18

Nino Caratozzolo

Happy Boy #13

Rob Smith

Happy Boy Guard

Bruce Pinard

Sexy Girl

April Telek

SWAT Captain

Steve Makaj

Science Teacher

Douglas Newell

Cop

Frank Cassini

Flight Attendant (uncredited)

Kimberly Unger

Reporter

Pamela Martin

Bank Officer

Andrew Wheeler

Reporter

Marrett Green

Merrett Green

Taxi Driver

Michael Benyaer

Larry Millard (uncredited)

Jim Byrnes

Player (uncredited)

Marny Eng

News Anchor (uncredited)

Tony Parsons

Zachary Gates (uncredited)

Domenico Sansalone