Ollie Trinke

Ben Affleck

Gertie Trinke

Raquel Castro

Maya

Liv Tyler

Bart Trinke

George Carlin

Arthur Brickman

Jason Biggs

Gertrude Steiney

Jennifer Lopez

Block

Mike Starr

Greenie

Stephen Root

Himself (uncredited)

Will Smith

PR Exec #1

Jason Lee

Anthony

Matthew Cloran

PR Exec No. 2

Matt Damon

Susan

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Bryan

Paulie Litowsky

Tracy Colelli

Harley Quinn Smith

Sweeney Todd

Charles Gilbert

Sweeney Victim

Charles McCloskey

Teacher

Betty Aberlin

Doctor No. 2

Carol Florence

Boy No. 1

Matt McFarland

Girl No. 1

Sarah Stafford

Boy No. 3

Christian Fan

Boy No. 4

Victor Chavez

Bryan

Paulie Litt

Boy No. 5

William Mace

Doctor No. 1

S. Epatha Merkerson

ER Nurse

Jada Copeland Goodman

Nurse No. 1

Alice Schaerer

Nurse No. 2

Brian Delaney

Delivery Guy

Matt Maher

Press No. 1

Robert McKay

Delivery Guy

Matthew Maher

Press No. 2

Ernie O'Donnell

Press No. 3

Cymande Lewis

Press #2

Ernest O'Donnell

Press No. 4

Dan Etheridge

Press No. 5

Mark Jwayad

Comptroller

Tom Cleary

Townie

John Willyung

Town Clapper

Edward Janda