Derek Zoolander

Ben Stiller

Hansel

Owen Wilson

Mugatu

Will Ferrell

Matilda

Christine Taylor

Maury Ballstein

Jerry Stiller

Katinka

Milla Jovovich

J.P. Prewitt

David Duchovny

Larry Zoolander

Jon Voight

Scrappy Zoolander

Judah Friedlander

Brint

Alexander Manning

Todd

Nathan Lee Graham

Rufus

Asio Highsmith

Brint

Alexandre Manning

Meekus

Alexander Skarsgård

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Tom Ford

Tom Ford

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Prime Minister of Malaysia

Woodrow Asai

Steve Kmetko

Steve Kmetko

Tommy Hilfiger

Tommy Hilfiger

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Fabio

Fabio

Lenny Kravitz

Lenny Kravitz

Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum

Mark Ronson

Mark Ronson

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

David Bowie

David Bowie

Tyson Beckford

Tyson Beckford

Fred Durst

Fred Durst

Lance Bass

Lance Bass

Lil' Kim

Lil' Kim

Garry Shandling

Garry Shandling

Stephen Dorff

Stephen Dorff

Sandra Bernhard

Sandra Bernhard

Claudia Schiffer

Claudia Schiffer

Veronica Webb

Veronica Webb

Lukas Haas

Lukas Haas

Carmen Kass

Carmen Kass

Frankie Rayder

Frankie Rayder

Archie

Matt Levin

Evil DJ

Justin Theroux

Olga the Masseuse

Andy Dick

Hansel's Corner Guy

Andrew Wilson

Themselves

Little Kingz

Hansel's Posse

Vikram Chatwal

Hansel's Posse

Kashana

Hansel's Posse

Jonah Luber

Hansel's Posse

Michael McAlpin

Hansel's Posse

Ève Salvail

Hansel's Posse

Shavo Odadjian

Hansel's Posse

Eliot Johnson

Hansel's Posse

Richard Gladys

Hansel's Posse

Amy Stiller

Italian Designer

John Vargas

American Designer

Jennifer Coolidge

French Designer

Tony Kanal

German Designer

Endre Hules

British Designer

Nora Dunn

Derek's Interview Hairstylist

Ric Pipino

American Designer

Jennifer Coolidge*

VH1 Reporter

Jerry Stahl

Mugatu Model

Jennifer McComb

Mugatu Bodyguard

Johann Urb

Mugatu Bodyguard

Luc Commeret

Time Magazine Reader

Herb Lieberz

Mugatu's Dog

Kiva

Coal Mine Tavern Dog

Kahlua

Night Club Door Person

Zoya

Night Club Security

Colin McNish

Night Club Security

Darren Copeland

Night Club Bouncer / Biff

Richard Stanley

Night Club Bouncer / Maurice

Shabazz Richardson

Night Club Bouncer

Rohan Quine

Billy Zane's Date

Svetlana

Rico

Eric Winzenreid

Abraham Lincoln

Charles Brame

John Wilkes Booth

James Marsden

JFK Assassin

Rudy Segura

JFK Assassin

Randall Slavin

Monkey Photographer

Patton Oswalt

Rico

Eric Winzenried

Irina

Irina Pantaeva

Sherpa

Stan Chu

Climber

Kum Ming Ho

Cool Tattoo Girl

Theo Kogan

Dalai Lama Guy

Lam Bor

Funky Loft Guest

Angel 11:11

Funky Loft Guest

Luther Creek

Funky Loft Guest

Dechen Thurman

Funky Loft Guest

Kenny Max

Ennui

Kina

Maori Tribesman

David Pressman

Janitor Derek

Godfrey

Janitor Hansel

Taj Crown

Derelicte Doorman

Richie Rich

Derelicte Bouncer

King

Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist

Frederic Fekkai

Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist

Kevyn Aucoin

Zoolander Center Student

Boris Kachscovsky

Infomercial Director

Mitch Winston

Derek Jr.

Mason Webb

Story Hour Girl

Alexa Nikolas

Himself (Little Kingz)

Scott Strasbaugh

Heckler

Anne Meara

Vince Vaughn

Himself

Billy Zane

Himself

Justin Timberlake

Janeane Garofalo

Director

Celia Costas

Director

Stuart Cornfeld

Director

Scott Rudin

Director

Ben Stiller