Keith Alexander
Host
John Oliver
Narrator
David Kaye
Voice Over (voice)
David Kaye
Voice Over (voice) / Voice Over Man
Ryan Barger
Puppeteer / Mascot / Unicorn Puppeteer
Noel MacNeal
The Blank Void (voice) / Ben / Self
H. Jon Benjamin
Puppeteer / Unicorn Puppeteer / Unicorn
James Wojtal
Space Gecko / Dancing Zebra / Clown
Kyle Ploof
Puppeteer / Mascot / Curly Bear (voice)
Stephanie D'Abruzzo
Self
George Clooney
Unicorn / Mascot / Cat Puppeteer
Paul McGinnis
Manager / Lenny / Self
Michael Torpey
Wanda Jo / Wanda Jo Oliver
Rachel Dratch
Al (Amazon Employee) / Average American / Flashback Customer
Alberto Bonilla
Mascot / Gecko / Ronald McDonald
Adam Newman
Puppeteer / Cat Puppeteer / Dog Paws Puppeteer
Haley Jenkins
Self / The Home Depot Consultant / Voice of Narrator (voice)
Nick Offerman
Voice Over (voice)
Susan Evans
Richard Sackler / Blobfish (voice)
Richard Kind
Sean (Amazon Employee) / Man / Suspect
Connor Ratliff
Model / Lotto Girl
Ashley Blankenship