Narrator

Craig Shoemaker

Himself

John Oates

Johnny

Adam Cagley

Dave Bertman

Thomas Lyons

Ivar Brogger

Gina Marie

Heather Sossaman

Gizmo Gouda

Chris Dollard

Skip

Kelly Perine

Alonzo Bodden

Ex-Wife Jessica

Michelle Stafford

Doug

Dale Midkiff

Stephanie

Sharon Amos

Vikrum Shah

Hack Murphy

Steve Hytner

Dr. Willa Peterson

Roma Maffia

Rusty Polten

Tim Bagley

Debater Judith

Brooke Hasalton

Martha Hallworth

Elizabeth Hayden

Nervous Dater

Domenick Dicce

Marianne Curan

Matt - Stoner #2

Alex Rodruquez

Debater Rich (Segment "Reunion Party")

Rich Hardisty

Ellis Williams

Mark Cohen

Tom Rhodes

Ant

Stephen Tobolowsky

William Atherton

Danny Nucci