Chester "Chazz" Darvey
Brendan Fraser
Rex
Steve Buscemi
Pip
Adam Sandler
Ian
Joe Mantegna
Officer Wilson
Chris Farley
Milo Jackson
Michael McKean
Jimmie Wing
Judd Nelson
Kayla
Amy Locane
Doug Beech
Michael Richards
Carter
David Arquette
Sergeant O'Malley
Ernie Hudson
Suzzi
Nina Siemaszko
Carl Mace
Marshall Bell
Marcus
Reg E. Cathey
Chris Moore
Harold Ramis
Himself
Kurt Loder
Officer Samuels
Allen Covert
Yvonne
Michelle Hurst
D & D Rocker
Vinnie DeRamus
Corduroy Rocker
Rich Wilkes
Secretary
Sarah Reinhardt
Tyke
Zander Lehmann*
Security Guard #1
Lexie Bigham
Security Guard #2
Lydell M. Cheshier
Personal Manager
Sam Whipple
Teen
Uri Ryder
Kid
Ryan Holihan
Receptionist
Dana Jackson
News Woman
Tiiu Leek
Psycho Rocker
Kurek Ashley
Rocker
Alejandro Quezada
Female Rocker
China Kantner
Cop
John Zarchen
Psycho Rocker
Pablo Alvear
Editor of School Magazine
Lemmy
Daniel Zacapa
Female Rocker
Rebecca Donner
Masturbating Rocker
John Melendez
Cop
Rennie Pincus
Beavis and Butt-Head (voices)
Mike Judge
Singer
Ben Huggins
Singer
Mitchell Dane Sonnier
Singer
Monty Colvin
Singer
Alan Doss
Himself
Rob Zombie