Vic De Salvo

Danny DeVito

Francine Kester

Rhea Perlman

Wendy

Cisse Cameron

Sal

Michael Richards

Parker Braithwaite

Gerrit Graham

Mrs. Sweeney

Bernadette Birkett

Wes Vandergelder

Kevin McCarthy

Jayne Meadows

Jayne Meadows

Mr. Sweeney

George Wendt

The Colonel

Barry Corbin

Goody DeSalvo

Louis Giambalvo

Steve Allen

Steve Allen

Benny Bentson

Huntz Hall

Cap'n Andy

Ronny Graham

Frank Friedlander

Basil Hoffman

Al

John Megna

TV Director

Ron Rifkin

Tony

Joe Santos

Skip Imperali

Vincent Schiavelli

Richie DeSalvo

Fred Scialla

Bruno

Frank Sivero

Ken

Mark L. Taylor

Teresa

Randi Brooks

Bambi

Candi Brough

Stacy

Randi Brough

Army Archerd

Army Archerd

Paisan Receptionist

Allyce Beasley

Vic's Tailor

Peter Brocco

Hamilton's Girl

Gail Barle

Nunzo

Robert Costanzo

Francine's Mother

Selma Diamond

Le Boeuf Maitre D'

Michael Ensign

Opera Singer

Michael Gallup

MBC Secretary

Jacqueline Cassell

Todd Sweeney

Jason Hervey

Woodrow T. Brown

Damon Hines

Mr. Foley

Jerry Hoffman

Mercedes Blonde

Stephanie Fisher

Network Spokesman

Kenneth Kimmins

WACked Out Recruit

Bruce Kimmel

Le Boeuf Woman

Katie La Bourdette

Levar

Stan Haze

MBC Guard

Jeffrey Lampert

Julie

Paul Larson

Sid

Russ Marin

Car Attendant

Randall Miller

Teamster Sailor

Joey DePinto

Car Attendant

James Le Gros

Network Receptionist

Susan Peretz

Warm-Up Comic

Bob Perlow

Dean

Hal Riddle

Network Rep #1

Jerry Seinfeld

Network Rep #2

Harvey Miller

Cop #1

Charlie Stavola

Cop #2

J. Alan Thomas

Mrs. Johnson

J.T. Solomon

Mr. Johnson

Lisle Wilson

The Dawn Patrol Actor

Lee Ving

HOT BODS Actor

Nora Gaye

HOT BODS Actor

Victoria Cooke

Alan Alda (uncredited)

Alan Alda