Bryan Lighthouse

Dave Annable

Masha Nikitin

Katharine McPhee

Tonya

Mena Suvari

Ernesto

Rob Schneider

Bryan's Mother

Kathy Bates

Lani

Tia Carrere

Brick

Vinnie Jones

Vladko Nikitin

Ken Davitian

Agent Ross

Kevin Dunn

Borislava Nikitin

Jeanne Rogers

Plumber

Stephen Tobolowsky

Agent Meyers

Howard Bishop

Oleg

Theo Coumbis

Tahitian Village Mayor

Willie K. Kahaiali'i

Pirate Dog Owner

Dorian Burns

Alan Seabock

Resort Receptionist

Tani Lynn Fujimoto

Jordan Kirkwood

Resort Bar Tender

Al Harrington

Lani's Boyfriend

Hudson Taylor

Accupuncturist

Allan Okubo

Mobster Bodyguard

E.J. Snyder

Zoya

Michelle Cornish

Jordan Segundo

Mobster Bodyguard

Joe Fick

Katherine McPhee

Wedding Guest

Celia Kenney

Wedding Guest

Duke Kenney

Club Zagreb VIP

Paul Leo Klink

Club Patron

Stephen Meyers

Pig Owner

Bill Ogilvie