Celeste Martin

Kim Basinger

Steven Mills

Dan Aykroyd

Ron Mills

Jon Lovitz

Jessie Mills

Alyson Hannigan

Dr. Lucas Budlong

Joseph Maher

Fred Glass

Seth Green

The Voice of the Bag (voice)

Ann Prentiss

Grady

Wesley Mann

Council Chief

Tony Jay

Lexie

Juliette Lewis

Second in Command

Peter Bromilow

Cashier

Nina Henderson

Dr. Morosini

Adrian Sparks

Carl Sagan (voice)

Harry Shearer

Ellen

Tanya Fenmore

Kristy

Karen Haber

Kimberly

Amy Kirkpatrick

Tenley

Suzie Plakson

Kat

Robyn Mundell

Olaf

Kevin McDermott

Drill Sergeant

Robert Benedetti

Porn Actress

Maxine

Porn Actor

James L. Edwards

Party Guest

Jim Doughan

Party Guest

Jay McCaslin

Reverend

Earl Boen

Party Guest

Jim Jackman

Mrs. Glass

Barbara Sharma

Skippy Budlong

Michele Rogers

Kat

Robyn Mandell

Group Captain Winnek Wolfet

Lisa Croisette

Station Wagon Driver

Chere Rae

12th Navigational Command

Sophia Bowen

12th Navigational Command

Shea Bowen

12th Navigational Command

Gabi

12th Navigational Command

Gina Raymond

12th Navigational Command

Susan Carlsberg

Porn Actress

Maxine Wasa

Porn Actor

James Edward Veurink

Porn Actress

Max Wasa