Connie

Nia Vardalos

Carla

Toni Collette

Jeff

David Duchovny

Robert / Peaches

Stephen Spinella

Lee/N'Cream

Alec Mapa

Stanley

Ian Gomez

Brian / Brianna

Christopher Logan

Al

Nick Sandow

Paul

Robert Kaiser

Mikey

Dash Mihok

Rudy

Robert John Burke

Tibor

Boris McGiver

Debbie Reynolds

Debbie Reynolds

Mrs. Morse

Veena Sood

Frank

Mike Roberds

Man in Airport

Fred Keating

Frank

Michael Roberds

Super Fey Guy

Don Ackerman

Hollywood Policeman

Charles Payne

Groove Thing Queen

Jay Williams

Carla's Mom

Babz Chula

Connie's Mom

Linda Darlow

Another Super Fey Guy

Guy Fauchon

Bartender

Gary Jones

Natasha

Fiona Hogan

Cute Guy

Ryf Van Rij

Cute Guy

Adam Harrington

Crooked Cop

D. Neil Mark

Mary

Krista Rae

Young Carla

Brittney Wilson

Young Connie

Danielle Woodman

Woman in Crowd

Kristi Angus

Cameraman

Douglas Baird

Reporter

Nicola Crosbie

Man in Airport

Bart Anderson

Woman in Airport

June B. Wilde

Groove Thing Queen

Paddy Ma

Groove Thing Queen

Todd Oberg

Botox Woman

Kristina Copeland

Botox's Friend

Chelah Horsdal

Dressing Room Guy

Carl McDonald

Snoring Woman in Airport

Elaine Kliner

Bass Player

Douglas McLeod

Guitar Player

Stephen Cottrill

Pianist

Lloyd Nicholson

Drummer

Gordon Roberts

Director

Michael Lembeck