Max

Paul Reiser

Woody

Scott McGinnis

Dwight

Robert Townsend

Sally

Julianne Phillips

Spud

Richard Dean Anderson

Roy

Rick Overton

Byron

Paul Provenza

Don Carlucci

Leon Askin

Wylie D. Daiken

Leo Burmester

Frankie

Thomas Quinn

Loretta & Lynette

Savannah Smith Boucher

Manny

Richard Foronjy

Mayor Brady

Ken Olfson

Nick

Jake Steinfeld

Mandy

Eleanor Mondale

Earl

Charlie Dell

Dwight's Mom

Starletta DuPois

Monty Leader

Don Imus

Roy's Father

Wayne Grace

Mrs. Finelli

Andra Akers

The Dons Bodyguard & Dead Meat

Chuck Pfeiffer

The Don's Body Guard/Dead Meat Warrior

Chuck Pfeifer

Mrs. Brady

Patti Clifton

Dalene

Martha Jane Urann

Lester

Tom Dugan

Jeff

Jim Holmes

1st Young Executive

Chris Hubbell

Woman in Restaurant

Diana Bellamy

2nd Young Executive

Jeff Maxwell

Boy

Dermott Downs

Gloria

Susan Krebs

Waiter

Fred Pierce

Diner Waitress

Arleen Sorkin

80-Year-Old Woman

Janet Clark

Co-ed

Jill Goodacre

Brad

Zero Hubbard

Readmont Owner

John Furlong

Elderly Woman

Eve Smith

White Homeowner

Harvey Levine

Chairman

Vance Colvig

Girl with Refrigerator

Darlene Chehardy

Microwave Man

Donald J. Westerdale

Tank Driver

Andre Veluzet

Bartender at Dead Meat

Michael Ragsdale

Himself

Keith Joe Dick

Dickette

Diane Willson Dick

Dickette

Debbie Tilton

Dickette

Cindy Bernstein

Interviewer

Wesley Pfenning

Newscaster

Arlin Miller

Choir Member

Josef Powell

Choir Member

Sharon Robinson

Dancer in the Lion's Den

Jim Ruttman

Choir Member

Leslie Smith

Dead Meat Warrior

Chuck Preiffer