Pam
Melora Hardin
Edgar Mortimer
John Amos
Zack
Jason Mewes
Marvin
A.J. Buckley
Shine Reynolds
Shelley Long
Dan Dover
K. C. Clyde
Osric Taylor
Travis Wester
Pig Man
Kim Collins
Edgar Mortimer
John Amos*
Jerry
John de Lancie
Lester
Brendan Michael Coughlin
Kate Spangler
Vanessa Evigan
Hester Beauchamps
June Lockhart
Pesky Nun
Kristi Culbert
Annabellle Beauchamps
Emmalee Wilson
Charlton Heston
A.J. Draven
Shakespeare Purist (uncredited)
Jackson Rathbone
Goth Girl
Zetta Marie Gagliano
Himself / Mr. Macbeth (uncredited)
Hulk Hogan
Crazed Fan
Emilia Graves
Professor Reginald Wellington III
Gildart Jackson
Fortinbras
Ryan H. Jackson
Chase / Laertes
Ryan Chase Lee
Voodoo King
Phillip Sanders
Hamlet's Father
Robert Martin Steinberg
Barber
Ronnie Stutes
Bangkok Assasin
Paris Tanaka
Reporter
Richard Walls III
Barron Samedi
George Wilson