Dirk McQuickly/The Narrator/S.J. Krammerhead

Eric Idle

Ron Nasty

Neil Innes

Stig O'Hara

Ricky Fataar

Barry Womble

John Halsey

Eric Manchester

Michael Palin

Self - Rock Star

Mick Jagger

Ron Decline

John Belushi

The Interviewer (Jimmy “The Wallasey Warbler” Climmer)

George Harrison

Brian Thigh

Dan Aykroyd

Bill Murray the K.

Bill Murray

Martini McQuickly

Bianca Jagger

Mrs. Emily Pules

Gilda Radner

Mrs. Iris Mountbatten / Chastity

Gwen Taylor

Hells Angel

Ronnie Wood

Self - Interviewee

Paul Simon

Photographer getting off train

Gary Weis

The Queen

Jeannette Charles

The Bigamy Sisters

Carinthia West

Sleazy Merchandiser

Lorne Michaels