Diane Weston

Marley Shelton

Lisa Janusch

Marla Sokoloff

Kansas Hill

Mena Suvari

Cleo

Melissa George

Hannah

Rachel Blanchard

Fern

Alexandra Holden

Lucy Whitman

Sara Marsh

Mrs. Hill

Sean Young

Jack

James Marsden

Hank

W. Earl Brown

Geeky Guy

Adam Busch

Ted

Jake Hoffman

Chris

Nate Maher

Bruce

David Belenky

Factory Worker

Kevin Kling

Apartment Manager

Dave Quimby

Food Valley Cashier

Jacy Dumermuth

Food Valley Cashier

Jacy King

Principal Smith

Wiley Harker

Diane's Dad (Dennis)

Stevie Ray Rentfrow

Diane's Mom (DeeDee)

Kirsten Frantzich

Mr. Ed Bartlett

Christopher Denton

Mrs. Edna Bartlett

Jan Puffer

Kansas' Grandmother

Claudia Wilkens

Police Officer

Jeff Hopkins

FBI Agent

Kevin Joseph Klein

Football Player #1

Jeremy Kent Jackson

Football Player No. 2

Jamison Hasse

Football Player #2

Jamison Haase

Butch Girl

Jessie Schoen

Bank Loan Officer

Susan Fuller

Husband

Andy Hubbell

Nurse

Katie Kelly

Mink

Ann Kellog

Inmate No. 1

Isabell Monk

Inmate #1

Isabell O'Connor

Itchy, Inmate #2

Miriam Must

Inmate No. 3

Jennifer Snell

Lamaze Instructor

Andrea Guilford

Lunch Lady

Bonnie Benjamin-Olson

Male Reporter

Matt Guidry

Dim Sum Charlie

Li Ning

Average Girl

Laura Fries

Another Average Girl

Cassie Fox

Average Girl No. 1

Laura McKinley Anderson

Himself

Kurt Loder

Himself

Jerry Springer

Eric Karros (uncredited)

Eric Karros

Video Update Manager (uncredited)

Joel Thingvall