Chris Harper

Helen Mirren

Annie

Julie Walters

John

John Alderton

Cora

Linda Bassett

Jessie

Annette Crosbie

Lawrence

Philip Glenister

Rod Harper

Ciarán Hinds

Celia

Celia Inrie

Celia

Celia Imrie

Marie

Geraldine James

Ruth

Penelope Wilton

Eddie Reynoldson

George Costigan

Richard

Graham Crowden

Frank

John Fortune

Kathy

Georgie Glen

May Wilkinson

Angela Curran

Trudy

Rosalind March

Jem Harper

John-Paul Macleod

Gaz

Marc Pickering

Danny

John Sharian

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Maya

Belinda Everett

Brenda Mooney

Harriet Thorpe

Eddie's Woman

Gillian Wright

Andy

Ian Embleton

Julia

Janet Howd

Jenny

Lesley Staples

Policeman

Richard Braine

W.I. Administrator 1

Maggie McCarthy

W.I. Administrator 2

Diana Marchment

Check-In Stewardess

Celia Henebury

Bike Man

Ted Robbins

Bookshop Owner

Arthur Kelly

Chemist's Assistant

Alison Pargeter

Holiday Speaker

Tim Barker

Orchid Photographer

Angus Barnett

Lecherous Photographer

Frank Barrie

Welsh Photographer

John Sparkes

Student Photographer

Merryn Owen

Policeman 2

Richard Ashton

Policeman 3

Shameer Madarbakus

Policeman 3

Shameer Seepersand

W.I. Judge

Elizabeth Bennett

Waiter

Simon Ludders

Sofa Salesman

Darren Southworth

TV Reporter

Sharon Thomas

News Presenter

Christa Ackroyd

Seed Company Manager

Geoffrey Wilkinson

Alan Rathbone

Bob Flag

Charity Chicken Worker

Mark Hayford

Lycra Cyclist 1

Geoffrey Banks

Lycra Cyclist 2

Wilfred Harrison

Jem's Friend 1

Adil Hussain

Jem's Friend 2

Waqas Altaf

Husband 1

Paul McLeary

Husband 2

Peter Lorenzelli

Hotel Manager

Matt Malloy

Larry

Patton Oswalt

Bellboy

Craig Kirkwood

Member of Anthrax

Frank Bello

Member of Anthrax

John Bush

Anthrax

Scott Ian

Hotel Registration

Ashley Niles

Highgyll W.I. Lady

Angela Baker

Highgyll W.I. Lady

Beryl Bamforth

Highgyll W.I. Lady

Christine Clancy

Highgyll W.I. Lady

Ros Fawcett

Highgyll W.I. Lady

Lynda Logan

Highgyll W.I. Lady

Tricia Stewart

Himself

Roy the Postman

Roy Harrison

Roy Harrison