Chazz

Will Ferrell

Stranz Van Waldenberg

Will Arnett

Jimmy

Jon Heder

Fairchild Van Waldenberg

Amy Poehler

Katie Van Waldenberg

Jenna Fischer

Jesse

Romany Malco

Hector

Nick Swardson

Darren

William Fichtner

Sports Anchor

Scott Hamilton

Coach

Craig T. Nelson

Mountie

Andy Richter

Mountie

Greg Lindsay

Future Skater

J.D. Cantrell

Fire Extinguisher

Kerry Rossall

Newswoman

Angela Chee

Usher

Hans Uder

Bryce

Rob Corddry

Chazz Skate Double

Chad Brennan

Commissioner Ebbers

William Daniels

Jimmy Skate Double

Ethan Burgess

PA Announcer

Nick Jameson

Fox

Ben Wilson

Female Fan

Eloise Lynch

Floor Manager

Tom Virtue

Sam

Luciana Carro

Skate Woodland Fairy

Fiona Gubelmann

Skate Woodland Fairy

Smith Cho

Skate Fox

James P. Yorke

Young Jimmy

Zachary Ferren

Skate Tree

Keith Joe Dick

Father St. Pierre

Rémy Girard

Reporter

Sunita Param

Rink Official World Games

Steven M. Gagnon

Reporter at Sign-Ups

Stephanie Courtney

World Games Paramedic

Christopher Reed

Little Kid

Elliot Cho

Court Stenographer

Loretta Fox

Attractive Official--Herself

Nancy Kerrigan

Frank the Security Guard

Smalls

Rink PA Nationals

Kyle Bornheimer

Sex Class Counselor

Luke Wilson

Co-Anchor

Jim Lampley

Female Sex Addict

Katharine Towne

Female Judge--Stockholm

Alison Martin

Reporter - Montreal

David Pressman

Finnish Skating Prodigy

Griffin Armstorff

Wallet Mountie

Grant Thompson

Surly Reporter - Montreal

James M. Connor

Jail Cell Inmate

Craig Gellis

Crying Girl

Kelly Gould

Female Judge--Montreal

Margaret Roblin

Catholic School Girl

Lisa Paul

Girl who Kisses Chazz

Lora Starkman

Sasha Cohen

Sasha Cohen

Stranz Skating Double

Patrick Hancock

Fairchild Skating Double

Tiffany Scott

Frank the Security Guard

Ricardo Strickland

Himself--Federation Judge

Brian Boitano

Herself--Federation Judge

Dorothy Hamill

Herself--Federation Judge

Peggy Fleming

Father

Phil Reeves

Alice

Mollie Marie Clinton

Matt

Matt Levin

Skate Woodland Fairy

Alysse Alfcroft

Skate Woodland Fairy

Taylor Neff

Skate Woodland Fairy

Alysse Alcroft

Skate Woodland Fairy

Wendy Wilke

Skate Tree

Matt Evers

Middle-Aged Sweater Mom

Lisa Marie Allen

Little Kid

Elliott Cho

Skate Acrobat Chazz Double

Armen Saakian

Skate Acrobat Jimmy Double

Akop Manoukian