Doug McKenzie

Dave Thomas

Bob McKenzie

Rick Moranis

Brewmeister Smith

Max von Sydow

Claude Elsinore

Paul Dooley

Pam Elsinore

Lynne Griffin

Jean LaRose

Angus MacInnes

Beer Store Clerk

Roger Dunn

The Inspector

Tom Harvey

Henry Green

Douglas Campbell

Voice of Mr. McKenzie

Mel Blanc

Ted

Brian McConnachie

Jack Hawkland

Len Doncheff

Fire Chief

J. Winston Carroll

Gertrude

Jill Frappier

The Judge

David Beard

Prosecutor

Thick Wilson

Bailiff

Robert Windsor

John Elsinore

Eric House

Angry Man at Movie

Sid Lynas

Man in Movie

Ron James

Man in the Alley

David Clement

Woman in Movie

Dora Dainton

Pensioner

Paddy Sampson

Receptionist

Diane Douglass

Prison Guard

Glenn Beck

Nurse

Mary Charlotte Wilcox

Bald Con

James Conroy

Policeman

David Rigby

Policeman

Denis Forest

Parking Attendant

Desh Bandhu

Hospital Orderly

John Stoneham Sr.

Emcee at Oktoberfest

Ilija Ilijevski

Nurse

Maggie Butterfield

Orderly

Thom Bell

Orderly

Christopher Benson

Policeman

Dick Grant

Policeman

George Stinton

Policeman

John Kelly

Hospital Orderly

Tom Bell