Rosemary Shanahan

Gwyneth Paltrow

Hal Larson

Jack Black

Mauricio

Jason Alexander

Steve Shanahan

Joe Viterelli

Walt

Rene Kirby

Reverend Larson

Bruce McGill

Tony Robbins

Tony Robbins

Jill

Susan Ward

Ralph

Zen Gesner

Katrina

Brooke Burns

Other Hostess

Rob Moran

Li'iboy

Joshua 'Li'iBoy' Shintani

Artie

Kyle Gass

Li'iboy

Joshua Shintani

Jen

Laura Kightlinger

Nurse Tanya Peeler

Nan Martin

Young Hall

Sasha Joseph Neulinger

Waiter

John-Eliot Jordan

Mrs. Shanahan

Jill Christine Fitzgerald

Spastic Bella

Fawn Irish

Bella

Erinn Bartlett

Board Member #1

Brian Mone

Doctor

Daniel Greene

Board Member #2

Bob Mone

Cabbie

Danny Murphy

David Bouley

Don Gavin

Helga

Leslie DeAntonio

Waitress

Libby Langdon

Nurse #1

Gigi Moran

Cadence

Brianna Gardner

Nurse #2

Caryl Lippman West

Information Attendant #1

Mariann Neary

Information Attendant #2

Christal Handy

Fuel Pizza Manager

Jackie Flynn

Gorgeous Tanya

Sascha Knopf

Cute Tiffany

Mary Wigmore

McIntosh Waiter

Steve Tyler

Capital Grille Maitre D'

Darius Rucker

Lindy

Manon von Gerkan

Punk #1

Will Coogan

Capital Grille Host

John Dennis

Punk #2

Lyndon Byers

Babe on Dance Floor

Sara Stout

Spastic Friend #1

Bonnie Aarons

Spastic Friend #2

Lisa Brounstein

Homeless Man #1

Herb Flynn

Homeless Man #2

Michael Corrente

Homeless Man #1

Herbie Flynn

Other Li'iboy

Ron Darling

Pretty Nurse

Anne E. Hodgson

Bar Girl

Kelly McRorie

Bartender

Dean R. Palozej

Party Friend

Dede Kinerk

Department Store Clerk

David Kipper

Doctor Sayed

Sayed Badreya

Dr. James Uler

David Getz

Department Store Clerk

Dr. David A. Kipper

Sick Kid #1

Jesse Peter

Sick Kid #2

Anna Byers

Pool Dad

Sean P. Gildea

Kid in Tree

Robby Johns

Sick Kid #2

Abe Farrelly

Soda Shop Waitress

Tiffany Anne Marie Lucich

Pool Dad

Sean Gildea

Pretty Girl with Puppy

Hillary Matthews Thomas

Night Club Goer

Dolph Ziggler

Soda Shop Waitress

Tiffany Burke

Mrs. Mary Larson (uncredited)

Molly Shannon

Night Club Goer #2 (as Stacey Fuson)

Stacy Fuson

Night Club Goer

Nick Nemeth

Night Club Goer #2

Ashley B. Howard

Night Club Goer

Kevin Biegel

Hospital Intensive Care Unit Staff & Patient (as Apple Kocsis)

Apple Farrelly

Night Club Goer

Ryan Biegel

Freedom Park Goer

Warren Tashjian

Wachusett Mtn. Skier

Thomas Jordan