Morty Fineman

Jerry Stiller

Paloma Fineman

Janeane Garofalo

Son

Paul Logan

Mr. Ramos

Ramon Sison

Himself

Roger Corman

Ivan

Max Perlich

Ted Demme

Ted Demme

Mayor Kitty Storm

Ginger Lynn Allen

Dwayne

Billy Burke

Matire d'

Andy Dick

Ron Howard

Ron Howard

Jean Claude

Fred Dryer

Karen Black

Karen Black

Peter Bogdanovich

Peter Bogdanovich

Bert

Ethan Embry

Fred Williamson

Fred Williamson

Todd

Jonathan Katz

Baruce

John Lydon

Nick Cassavetes

Nick Cassavetes

Rita

Anne Meara

Daughter

Stacy Fuson

Ms. Kevorkian

Julie Strain

Cop

Ben Stiller

Old Man / Mr. Witz

Herb Marcus

Rob's Dad

Phil Proctor

Sally / Receptionist

Louisa Moritz

Steve

Stephen Kessler

Mike

Mike Wilkins

Iris

Priscilla Inga Taylor

Blossom

Victoria Silvstedt

Dr. Rosaria Mclesh

Amy Stiller

Rob

James 'Kimo' Wills

William Henry Ellis

Larry Hankin

Rob

Kimo Wills

Rob's Mom

Melinda Peterson

Iris

Priscilla Taylor

Redneck

Greg Behrendt

Jeffries

Richard Paul

Violet

Devon DeMaria

Mr. Ko

Aki Aleong

Businessman No. 2

Joseph Dubow

Poster Model

Maria Ford

Businessman No. 1

Clanton Williams

Himself

Michael Berryman

Daisy

Danielle Ciardi

Leather Girl

Lisa McCullough

Morty's Actor-friend

Jimmy Briscoe

Surfer Guy

Gary Friedkin

Surfer Girl

Debbie Lee Carrington

Morty's Actress-Friend

Susan Rossitto

R.F. Fineman

Eric Schaefer

Morty's Actress-friend

Susie Rossitto

Beardo

Roy Kerry

Hairface

David Stifel

President

Dennis McCullen

Hairface

David Strifel

Slate

S.A. Griffin

Mr. Singh

Omer Mohamed

Newscaster

Maria Cina

Telluride Booth Girl

Jennifer Elise Cox

Actress No. 1

Penelope Pumpkins

Guard

John Finnegan

Actress No. 2

Fantasia

Actress No. 3

Brittany Andrews

Tula

Joann Richter

Foxy Chocolate Robot

Gina Jackson

Boy

Jeffrey Schoeny

Peter Worth

Ancel Cook

Tula

Joanne Richter

Boy

Jeff Schoeny

Orthodontist

Michael Robbins

Prosecutor

Ken Michelman

Victim

Dana Gould

Christ

Rob Ingersoll

Ed

Sam Anderson

Blue Sky

Jade Herrera

Dennis

Bill Gerber

Diana

Laura Kightlinger

Desk Clerk

Risa Mickenberg

Soldier

Jay Johnston

Beach Guy

Joseph S. Griffo

Figure

Bob Odenkirk

Lover

Melissa Daniels

VFW Old Man

Owen Bush

Beach Guy

Joseph Griffo