Van Wilder

Jonathan Bennett

Kaitlin Hayes

Kristin Cavallari

Yu Dum Fok/Steve

Jerry Shea

Vance Sr.

Linden Ashby

Dean Charles Reardon

Kurt Fuller

Lt. Dirk Arnold

Steve Talley

Farley

Nestor Aaron Absera

Eve

Meredith Giangrande

Corporal Benedict

Nick Nicotera

Yu Dum Fok

Jerry Ray Shea

Dongmei

Irene Keng

General Thomas (as Mike Pinewski)

Mike Pniewski

Sergeant Hayes

Brett Rice

Blondie

Yvette Rachelle

Hot Girl

Sarah 'So' Oliver

Hot Freshman Girl

Amanda Best

Irving Peppler

Mike Brune

Professor Downs

Dennis Luciani

Reverend Dawkins (as Leland Jones)

Leland L. Jones

Coach Bob

Sonny Shroyer

Molly

Jasmine Burke

Principal

Andy Stahl

Campus Cop

L. Warren Young

Campus Cop

Greg Savage

Recon Leader

Brian Beegle

First Squad Raider

Hayes Mercure

Squad Captain

Shaun Lynch

Dirk's Crony

Sean Nateghi

Excited Guy

Chase Steven Anderson